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Certified Bossier Boy 

A badass citizen of the one and only Bossier City! Don't mess with these guys, they don't dial 911. They're proud where they're from, and they aren't about to put shame in their name by not kicking fuckers asses. You fuck with them, they'll batter ya up like grandmas homemade pancakes!
"Hey man don't mess with the Certified Bossier Boy he's gonna kick your ass!"

"he ain't gon do nun."

The idiot squares up to the bossier boy:

"IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!" says the Bossier Boy.

The idiot gets dropped like a pig on a platter.
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Short Bussin' 

When something is referred to as stoopid, or retarded in regards to the level of sickness. Refer to Bussin, or Sick for further understanding

Ayo Sus Bussin Sheesh 

When something is lit to the cheekiest degree.
Paul: Do you like Candy?

Carol: Yes

Paul: Can Deez nuts fit in your mouth!?

Jake: Haha, That was a pretty Ayo Sus Bussin Sheesh moment!
The Best hick name in the English language. Used yell out when ever ur feeling like a true hick. Also a great name for a cow or ur Hicktown buddy. Might also be a hot farmer girl.
Ohhhhhh Bessie Now!
Bessie by ‘OlSkippy March 6, 2018

busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest 

To be so busy, that you will never finish your job
"There is no way I can finish that too!" "Im busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!"
An intelligent, dark haired, Portuguese with English ancestry; usually involved in covert government operations. Charismatic and likened to a James Bond machismo. Smooth with the ladies, loves to drink, and strong fisted. Does not enjoy Polish/Native American comedy.
Did you see that Bussell over there take down those Russian Operatives while drinking a Vodka Redbull and hitting on those three Swedish models?
Bussell by bmania June 15, 2011
A Bessie is that b. She is your sunshine and you will do anything for y’all’s Bessie. She is so like you but unlike you in everyway and she will take a bullet for you while you would jump off a cliff for her. Anyways I just wanted to say ily 😘 to mah Bessie
me: AYO BESSIE!!!!

Mah bestie: AYOOOOO
Bessie by thisiswhomadethis <3 September 19, 2021