bumper bummer

The unfortunate occasion in which you are left with the sticker of a losing candidate on the bumper of your car post-election, but are too depressed to remove it

Mike: Don't you think it's time to remove the McCain/Palin sticker, buddy? People are honking at you.
Tom: Can't do it, man. I'm feeling serious bumper bummer.

bumper bummer by kobi16701 December 9, 2008

Bumper Sticking 

The act of placing bumper stickers on people's cars that do not want them there. Often done with very innapropriate or embarassing bumper stickers to prank friends.

John is gonna be so pissed when he finally sees that he's been driving around with that gay rights rainbow bumper sticker we put on his truck after a successful night of bumper sticking the whole parking lot.

Bumper Sticking by tmoney234 March 25, 2011

bumper clad ting

bumper clad ting (adjective ) meaning something that the person did was really special and will only happen on one special time.

Damn Nathan ;thats a bumper clad ting my brudda !

bumper clad ting by HoskingBogii January 4, 2017

Bumper Sticker 

A person gives a hickey on the other persons ass

ya this guy gave me a "bumper sticker" at James last night

Bumper Sticker by madjunkie March 16, 2017

bumper fucking 

Driving so close to the car in front of you that if the front of ur car had a penis it would go to town on the bumper of the car in front of you

Hanna: my back bumper is all fucked up because some asshole on 95 was bumper fucking me
Hannah: why are we friends

bumper fucking by murph.02 July 21, 2017

Bumper-to-Bumper Humper 

A lesbian. Usually in an office setting.

I know she is a beautiful receptionist, Shahid , but she is a bumper-to-bumper humper. Sorry, man.

Bumper-to-Bumper Humper by tarkowsky September 20, 2017

Bumper Cupcake

Step 1) piss on the bumper
Step 2) unwrap a nice fresh yummy cupcake
Step 3) put the cupcake on the bumper

Someone left a bumper cupcake on Scott's car again.

Bumper Cupcake by Main Shear November 6, 2019