Brolestation

Brolestation coming from the latin root words brofus and molestati come together to form the pinnacle of Bro on Bro homosex. This is a very rare event that only comes in to play when there is a large amount of axe spray and natty ice in the air, and if the sound waves are pumpin with jack johnson, it is considered a 100% garuntee of bro-rape

Stephen: "Hey this natty ice is delicious! Wheres the rest?"

Brian: "Oh it's up in my room, bro. We should chill there I got some jack johnson and a gamecube up there we can bro-out!"

10 minutes later....

Stephen: "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! BROLESTATION"

Brian: "Damn! He looked fine all soapy wet!"

by Jake-Zeb June 28, 2008

Brodey

When you meet a Brodey, you might think, oh he's a hik, or he's just a big puss. But Brodeys are caring, loving guys. They most likely have social anxiety. That's why they dont talk to much. But when they are comfortable in a situation they are loud and happy and funny. Brodeys are precious and must be protected.

I went out with a dude. But he seemed a bit intimidated.

You must be webt out with Brodey.

by Bigmomi476 January 2, 2019

Broless Beer

noun.

refers to a beer consumed without the company of a bro or bros.

That shitface Anton bailed on me. We could have been on UD looking up shit like Angry Dragon, but he's off frolicking with some chicks. Looks like i'm gonna have a Broless Beer tonight.

by Ah Huang November 29, 2012

briley moment

when you have a "innocence minded" moment

I didn't get the perverted joke, that was so a briley moment

by Cat lady July 24, 2015

brolyshit

Shot for bro holy shit

Brolyshit I’m so high dude

by Dentalbigfoot November 9, 2022

hand boleyn

When a person does something outrageously nice for someone else, and in return they receive only a hand job.

Named for the episode in the Showtime series The Tudors where Anne Boleyn steamily tells Henry she's going to thank him for an incredibly expensive necklace, then jerks him off.

Coined by Eliza and Glennis of Pop Tudors, a webseries recapping episodes.

Person 1: David bought me a car for our anniversary! I don't know how to thank him!
Person 2: Just give him a hand boleyn.

Person 1: I spent two days helping her move apartments and what do I get in return? A fucking hand boleyn.

by helloalice August 28, 2014

Dirty Bromley

When a guy drinks a bottle of wine, while having sex with a female, but before the male finishes pull out cum inside the empty wine bottle. Then pour the cum from the bottle into the female while she does a headstand.

After work last night I performed the ‘dirty bromley’ my wife, she loved it

by DJ above average April 16, 2020