5 definitions by helloalice
When one says/does something mean, that they would not normally do, just because they're angry. Generally unnecessarily mean in proportion to the level of anger. Often a symptom of being butthurt.
Girl 1: (joke)
Girl 2: Sounds like something my 7-year-old cousin would say.
Girl 1: Well, that sounds like something a 20-year-old with an unfortunate face would say. What is that, partial facial paralysis?
Girl 3: Dang, you get meangry quick. Girl 2 has a cute face.
Girl 2: Sounds like something my 7-year-old cousin would say.
Girl 1: Well, that sounds like something a 20-year-old with an unfortunate face would say. What is that, partial facial paralysis?
Girl 3: Dang, you get meangry quick. Girl 2 has a cute face.
by helloalice April 23, 2010
"Mr. Smith is such a manther, did you see his new girlfriend? She's got to be less than a quarter of his age. Awesome."
"That Smith geezer was hitting on my granddaughter at the banquet. What a hideous manther."
"That Smith geezer was hitting on my granddaughter at the banquet. What a hideous manther."
by helloalice July 27, 2009
When a person does something outrageously nice for someone else, and in return they receive only a hand job.
Named for the episode in the Showtime series The Tudors where Anne Boleyn steamily tells Henry she's going to thank him for an incredibly expensive necklace, then jerks him off.
Coined by Eliza and Glennis of Pop Tudors, a webseries recapping episodes.
Named for the episode in the Showtime series The Tudors where Anne Boleyn steamily tells Henry she's going to thank him for an incredibly expensive necklace, then jerks him off.
Coined by Eliza and Glennis of Pop Tudors, a webseries recapping episodes.
Person 1: David bought me a car for our anniversary! I don't know how to thank him!
Person 2: Just give him a hand boleyn.
Person 1: I spent two days helping her move apartments and what do I get in return? A fucking hand boleyn.
Person 2: Just give him a hand boleyn.
Person 1: I spent two days helping her move apartments and what do I get in return? A fucking hand boleyn.
by helloalice August 28, 2014
A portmanteau of vegan and evangelist.
Vegetarian/vegan who obnoxiously promotes their lifestyle and tries to convert everyone to it. Usually an animal-rights activist who wears t-shirts made from bamboo and drives a hybrid. Can be seen at the grocery store giving a dirty look to everyone in the meat section, and overheard in the organic foods aisle discussing soy ice cream and pesticides.
Those browsing the web for cute animal photos should be wary of coming across vegangelist propaganda, which may contain gruesome imagery and inflated egos."
Vegetarian/vegan who obnoxiously promotes their lifestyle and tries to convert everyone to it. Usually an animal-rights activist who wears t-shirts made from bamboo and drives a hybrid. Can be seen at the grocery store giving a dirty look to everyone in the meat section, and overheard in the organic foods aisle discussing soy ice cream and pesticides.
Those browsing the web for cute animal photos should be wary of coming across vegangelist propaganda, which may contain gruesome imagery and inflated egos."
"I like going out to dinner, but my girlfriend's a vegangelist and if she sees someone ordering a steak, that'll be all she talks about."
"This guy at my job is such a vegangelist--he thinks that just because I'm a vegetarian, I want to commiserate about inhumane slaughterhouse procedures."
"This guy at my job is such a vegangelist--he thinks that just because I'm a vegetarian, I want to commiserate about inhumane slaughterhouse procedures."
by helloalice August 29, 2014
So sorry, not interested.
An internet-friendly term for letting someone know that you aren't interested in them (for conversation, dating, sex, fisticuffs, producing offspring, etc). Similar in format to tl;dr, conveys a world of intent in five characters. Primarily used for propositioners who put little effort into it.
An internet-friendly term for letting someone know that you aren't interested in them (for conversation, dating, sex, fisticuffs, producing offspring, etc). Similar in format to tl;dr, conveys a world of intent in five characters. Primarily used for propositioners who put little effort into it.
Cuteboy4u has sent you a message!
Subject: hi
Body: hey saw ur profile n u lookin beutiful u want 2 hit me up maybe? we can cam sumtime lol
Subject: Re: hi
Body: ss;ni
Subject: Re: Re: hi
Body: yeah well u ugly neway stupid bitch
Subject: hi
Body: hey saw ur profile n u lookin beutiful u want 2 hit me up maybe? we can cam sumtime lol
Subject: Re: hi
Body: ss;ni
Subject: Re: Re: hi
Body: yeah well u ugly neway stupid bitch
by helloalice January 19, 2011