broche

A douchy bro. See bro and douchebag.

This guy I know is a total broche

by pandandy June 16, 2011

Boochilang

Boochilang means wow, what??, oof, uhhh, and what the frig

Girl: Omg!! I just broke my nail
Me: Boochilang( wow ,uhh , what??, oof, and what the frig)

by Boochilangersss February 16, 2019

Brochachoski

A form of saying bro which combines both "Brochacho" and "Broski".

Bro: Here's the answers to the math test.
Me: Thanks brochachoski <3.

by CHIC MAGNET December 18, 2019

browse the brochure

looking through the options to see if it’s time to take the easy way out; deciding whether or not to Kermit

This year has been so tough—I had to browse the brochure a few times.

“Brady’s been looking real gloom since his breakup—are you sure he hasn’t started browsing the brochure?”

by carbonmonoxide January 9, 2023

Brockium

Atomic Number
666

Chemical Symbol
BO

A deadly element found mainly in sweat that has a foul and unpleasant smell. Long term exposure to Brockium can cause loss of vision, difficulty breathing and short term memory loss. This element is feared for possible use in Biological warfare.

Person 1
I can't see there must be Brockium in the air.

Person 2
Yeah, I can hardly breathe.

by Prof. Shane P. Davis April 4, 2009

brochelor

A hybrid of the words "bro" and "bachelor."

Basically means a bachelor who puts his bros before finding a woman.

Desperate: Hey, there's a cute girl over there. You should go swoop that up!

Me: No way, man, I haven't seen these guys in forever!

Desperate: But you're single, dude! How will you find a wife?

Me: Hey, man. I'm a brochelor.

by Blake the Brochelor January 5, 2011

Brocking

To absolutely obliterate your teammates in league with flame. Particularly useful vs. Katarina's.

"You actually fucking ruined it. You made me miss my ult"

"Woah, dude, why are you brocking me?"

by KatarinaBrockedByLouBrock December 23, 2018