Blimpus

A large, fat man who whines and moans about being obese, but does nothing about it.

James is such a Blimpus.

by Gollum May 28, 2006

to blimp

to put on prodigious weight; to become massively obese; to blow up (not explode)

At her wedding, the bride said, "As a condition for accepting this ring, I promise never to blimp on you."

She blimped herself into a trailer park elephant fart breath sow.

by Barney Vincelette October 17, 2007

brimfield

a boring town in massachusetts where the flea market comes 3 times a year and where the center of town kids have nights on the town every summer night doing things like pumpkin bowling and ding dong ditch at 4 in the morning

brimfield nights are hella fun

by d wales February 24, 2004

Brampton

A suburban city northwest of Toronto, and west of Mississauga. A city with well over 500,000 people, but is known for generally being a dangerous place to live. While many residents claimed, and continue to claim that most areas of Brampton (excluding downtown) are safe, many people who live in the supposed "safe areas" say otherwise. Also very well-known for its bad drivers and generally being made fun of by residents of the surrounding cities in the GTA.

Brampton man: Brampton is the best city in the Greater Toronto Area!
Everyone else: Brampton catches bare Ls fam.

Brampton man: Bramalea City Centre is the best mall in Canada!
Sauga mans: Bramalea is just the ghetto version of Square One.

Toronto mans: Stop saying you're from Toronto fam, we can tell you're from Brampton cause you're a wasteyute.

by watrulookingm8 February 8, 2021

brimglick

to fondly stroke a womens pussy and then, out of the blue, slap her.

were getting a divorce because I brimglicked her last night

by JIM HAT October 14, 2004

Blimp Option

A northern english term used to describe a better decision. It stems back from when a Bradford City football (soccer) game sold out of seats. The commentator joked about how he would use a blimp to see the awesome match continue before his eyes if he did not have a seat. The other commentator laughed and the term soon became frequent in Bradford City chants and other every-day usage.

Cop 1: FUCK! hes getting away

Cop 2: oh dear lord, hes actually lost us!

Cop 1: if only we had been able to us that damned blimp option..

Cop 2: shit i know man.. i know..

Cop 1: next time ey?

Cop 2: yeah..

by The Lockwood March 2, 2009

brim with no yankee

The brim that was lost that will never be found ;-;

Mike: Hey Jim where do you think the brim with no yankee is?
Jim: I dunno Mike it will never be found

by WowYankeeWithNoYankeeWithNoBri May 19, 2020