Brake his Grandpa's Cane

A phase invented for females to use instead of Smash the Granny, meaning to have sex, fuck, bonk or shag.

"Are you going to have fun with that guy tonight"
"Yeah, I'm going to Brake his Grandpa's Cane"

"He said he wanted to Smash the Granny out of me, what he didnt expect was for me to Brake his Grandpa's cane before he could even undo my braC

by Mathias Leonardo May 19, 2010

Brakence

Guy came from the future and now killing the game like Trunks. Maybe gonna fuck his past self, he gon~ decide in the past

You really dont know who brakence is?

I do but i thought he wasnt born yet wtf

by mntlchld October 6, 2021

neck braking

adjective. characteristic of a desirable object that causes one to stare in a flagrant manner.

Chris drives a neck braking M6 around campus.

by el timba December 16, 2008

D-Brake

Someone who is walking slowly in front of you, forcing you to slow your pace and try to get around them. The D-Brake often incorporates a side to side motion into their walk, making a successful pass difficult.

Short for douche-break.

Sorry I'm twenty minutes late, I got stuck behind d-brake after d-brake in Chinatown and eventually just had to start shoving people aside.

by PawlPawka May 14, 2011

Tax bracket

Tool used to discourage working people to increase their income

If i start making 10% more, it'll be in higher tax bracket and bring home the same amount so fuck it.

by E0h!E September 28, 2017

beatin the brakes

action phrase used in conjunction with an item such as "beatin' the brakes off that bitch" used to describe an extensive one-sided match or some other action of an aggressive nature

Ryan: "Man you ain't neva in yo life beat down a muthaphucka."

Dave: "As a matter of fact, last night I told this punk he betta get his Nikes cause I'm fast as lightning and I was fin to be beatin the brakes off that bitch."

by Alex McKeagan March 4, 2008

Pump your brakes

To stop what your doing. As if whatever your saying or doing is stupid or ridiculous.

Lisa tried to tell me that Raheim was cheating on me but I said to the bitch, "Pump ya brakes", you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Tatatulisha thought she was going to pull on my weed for free. I told that ho to pump her mothafuckin brakes.

by GB April 2, 2003