Mark: “Hey man, did you tell them about that time we got totally wasted and you sexually assaulted that 15 year old girl?”
Brett: “Are you nuts? Now way, man, I totally boofed up there!”
Brett: “Are you nuts? Now way, man, I totally boofed up there!”
by Meathammer September 29, 2018
by nobbynobby40 October 02, 2018
1. The sound and mixture created when beer, fart, and feces racously exit Brett Kavanaugh's anus. Mention of feces and beer may be omitted in polite company, although this would actually be a classic dry fart.
2. Also the sound of one's judicial appointment disappearing in a cloud of smoke.
2. Also the sound of one's judicial appointment disappearing in a cloud of smoke.
1. Caught unawares by the fizzing stream of beer and feces streaming down his thigh, Brett Kavanaugh was dismayed to discover he had passed out before hearing his own boof.
2. "Boof!" and in an instant Brett Kavanaugh was free to coach full time.
2. "Boof!" and in an instant Brett Kavanaugh was free to coach full time.
by meatclaw October 02, 2018
Term for sexual intercourse, derived from the imagined onomatopoeia of the involved thrusting. Alternatives include 'boff', as used by Gene Hunt in the series Life On Mars.
by superhedge May 31, 2009
by Pfunk May 31, 2017
Somebody that is a straight up square who always fails. Also used as a joking term between a group of friends.
by ImSpeakinBaynglish October 24, 2015
by The Boofmeister. August 17, 2010