Boob

The universal answer to all questions.

"Daddy why did mommy leave us?"

"BOOB SON. JUST BOOB."

by Ryntai April 01, 2006

boob

boobs: two soft areas of a women's body on her upper chest, around the center of which are nipples; are often played with, sucked (both by babies and others).

The man sucked her boobs as he fucked her.

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

Boob

Two large jiggly balls of flesh, that get in your way and like to attack people.

OR

A very stupid person, can be used as an insult.

-instert screaming person here, being attacked by breasts-

OR

"You bbob-headed-monkey failing your math test!!"

by Martazz April 04, 2004

boob

The part of a female body that hurts a lot when it's hit.

*football kicked*
SMACK!
OUCHH!! My boob *sniff*
2 minutes later 'can you stand up now? sorry'
Yeah, *sniff* that hurt so much.

by Nicole Lopez June 06, 2006

boob

breast

by Anonymous November 02, 2002

Boobs

The best things on earth.

I wish I had my own portable boobs that I could keep in my pants

by AndrePaul March 20, 2009

boob

1. A very dumb person
2. Slang for a woman's breast
3. Boys
Order
Our
Balls
4. Mispelling of "Bob"

"Shut up, you boob!"
"Does this shirt make my boobs look big?"
"Hi ya Boob--er--Bob!"

by Gwen Stefani Grrl October 21, 2003