Dirty Bago

The Dirty Bago is when you and your pals have a game of soggy biscuit. However, in this instant each member has to take a shit on there hands and wank with shitty fingers; the losing member has to lick it all the poo up and gargle the cum.

Hi Terry, wanna game of dirty bago?
Yes i’d love to😋

by Annoymous112122 November 8, 2021

bagony

The state you're in after getting kicked in the nuts.

Scenario: Guy 1 gets hit in the nuts with a soccer ball during a game.

Guy 2: Shit man you ok?

Guy 1: .... *Rolls on ground clutching his bag*

Guy 3: Damn dude, better give him some time for the bagony to wear off.

by Beefcream March 22, 2010

bagoon

Something or someone who is overly huge or ugly.

Holy shit Tom look at that nasty bagoon!

by Bunk Diggity September 6, 2006

blago

From Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, "blago" is an expletive used when one has bungled something horribly (i.e., an attempt to sell a vacant seat in the Senate to the highest bidder).

"Blago! I burned my goddamned hot dog! That shit was Fucking Golden!"

by Doc Midnight and Co. December 20, 2008

Bago

a came u play with a bag of wine
u chuck it around in a circle chanting bago bago and qwho ever drops it takes a drink til u cant drink ne more

"bago bago bago!"

andy :"man lets have a game of bago"

gordon :"no man, i cant catch that thing , ill be bago'd out my nut"

by bagoqueen March 28, 2009

Bagoy

A false bagel, one that has no stake in the historical and cultural history of bagels-proper (a contraction of "bagel" and "goy"/"goyim", the Yiddish word for "Gentile", hence inauthentic or unsatisfying).

Jessy was initially excited by the ready availability of so-called "bagels" in central Kentucky, but was unable to find naught but sour doughnuts, rounded croutons, and other bagoy monstrosities.

by Jessica Griffith March 24, 2004

bagony

The state you're in after getting kicked in the nuts.

Scenario: Guy 1 gets hit in the nuts with a soccer ball during a game.

Guy 1: Shit man you ok?

Guy 2: .... *Rolls on ground clutching his bag*

Guy 3: Damn dude, better give him some time for the bagony to wear off.

by Beefcream March 14, 2010