blumpernickle

farting while getting head

Yo, Tracy was down for giving me a blumpernickle after hitting up Taco Bell, think I'm gonna wife her up

by Doc Baggz December 25, 2014

blump

recieving a blow job, while taking a dump.

My bitch gave me a blump last night. It was good.

by baggs November 24, 2004

blip on the radar

(adj.) Totally insignificant, will be forgotten the moment it leaves.

Many people thought The Beatles were just a blip on the radar of popular music. Within weeks they were proved wrong.

by Gumba Gumba July 23, 2004

blumpie

to get a blowjob while taking a shit

that girl was a freak, she even game me a blumpie this morning

by browntown September 19, 2005

Blumper-Decker-Dactyl

The act of receiving a blumpkin while taking an upper decker as the female is also giving two guys on the sides handjobs (the head and hand movements mimic a pterodactyl flying.)

Dude, I felt like I was in the prehistoric era because of how believable her pterodactyl was when she was giving us a blumper-decker-dactyl!

by CPSC October 4, 2010

Blippi

Childrens entertainer who diarrhea shat on his friend while playing Harlem shake

HELLO IM BLIPPI

by The Destruction July 31, 2020

blump to blump

the sexual acrobatic super move of completing a double blumpkin by 69ing and simultaneously shitting.

*Warning*: NOT for recommended for novices.

Billy: Hey, can you give me a blumpkin?

Jill: Only if you give me one too!

(Both begin to chant, beginning in a soft whisper, and slowly building in volume and frenzy): BLUMP TO BLUMP!, BLUMP TO BLUMP!, BLUMP TO BLUMP!

by Whoopi Goldberg March 2, 2007