blueberror

once a swap!sans called blueberry, his au was almost completely wiped out by error except both sans and papyrus. for unknown reasons error has decided to abduct Blue rather than kill him, leaving papyrus to be found by CORE!Frisk and be taken to the omega timeline. Over time Error becomes more accustomed to Blue's company, eventually showing him a Transdimensional window of his first time leaving the anti-void as well as his first kill, this, in turn, makes blue extremely uncomfortable, leading him to say "I'm still your friend, error. despite this. ok?". deeming this as manipulation, error snaps at blue and confronts him on what he calls "fake friendship", and shows him the soul of his human and explains the concept of resets, explaining how he didn't just randomly attack his au, but rather observed his au waiting for the right chance to strike, error then attempts to get blue to fight him, resulting in blue believing that error doesn't want him to right them and that he has found errors weakness, that being that he is scared of friendship. this assumption angers error so much that he abandons blue in the anti-void with the human soul and as a result of being trapped in the anti-void for so long. blueberry became an error.

"blueberror sans is my favorite sans"
same here

by coffee.adicted.furry February 11, 2023

lazy blueberry

(ley-zee-bloo-ber-ee): a "lazy blueberry" is the name for a testicle that has fallen asleep during any kind of rigorous activity. The ball falls asleep because blood rushes from it to your extremities. This most often occurs during the act of masturbating and sometimes while swimming or playing basketball. This almost never happens while using the restroom.

Yesterday I got a lazy blueberry while sprinting to the mail box. My porn didn't arrive.

by JohnnyBanger May 30, 2009

Blueberry Jam

G rated term for blow jobs

Melanie tends to enjoy giving blueberry jam to those who look sexually frustrated.

by tonightatnine November 14, 2011

Tangled Up in Blueberry Burger

A burger that comes with blueberry compote

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Tangled Up in Blueberry Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Sep 3 national blueberry popsicle day

We’re everyone one needs to eat just blueberry popsicles or else you’ll be sentence to death so have fun .

Tomorrow is sep 3 national blueberry popsicle day

by Kaiden Paul Shawyer hi Elias September 2, 2021

blueberry buckle

When a large black woman flosses her ass with a belt, leaving a couple dingleberries on the buckle

"I love this belt, I'm going to take it home and make myself a warm blueberry buckle!

by thejammonster August 7, 2007

blueberry job

The most explicit and exotic sexual acts known to mankind. Invented in world war II by the Four Founders of Fantastic Fetishes, the blueberry job has thus far been banned in 50 different countries for various reasons, one of them being the dangerous materials needed to complete it. These materials include: blueberries, gerbil, applesauce and whipped cream. Occasionally, there may be a cougar present.

Christmas: Hey Lauren, can I have a blueberry job?"
LAuren: Fuck yaaa!"

Mohammad: Hey, there's a cougar outside. Want a blueberry job?"
Jessie: I don't know, is it Tuesday?

by Pr.Mongrunzle August 17, 2008