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Blondes

People with blonde hair.

Don't over analyze it.
Idiot:Dude! You think that blonde will suck my dick just because of her hair colour?

Dude:Don't be a fucking idiot.

Idiot: But thats the highest rated definition for 'blondes' on urban dictionary dot com!

Dude:Well, whoever defined it like that is an ass. Besides, they defined it as 'long' dicks you fucking dickless moron.
by --rude hand gesture-- April 14, 2006
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Dirty Blonde (DB)

Someone Who is a small midget, Everyone generally talks about him because of his dirty blonde hair, Even though hes ginger. Also a Tilly Lover, Orgasms over the sight of her and just wants to drill her all night long. DB is the kind of guy who just lies and his only love in life is Tilly, He cannot be without her and is masturbating right now over her.
Girl: Woaaahhh its Dirty Blonde (DB) over there! Didn't he say to tilly he wanted to touch her breasts?
Girls friend: Yes. Yes he did.
by Dirty Blonde (DB) December 19, 2013
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Cute Little Blonde Girl Syndrome

An unhealthy obsession with cute little blonde girls, and the desire to eat their hair.
He was going to come out with us, but his Cute Little Blonde Girl syndrome flaired up so he went to the freshman dorms and pretended his car broke down. For 6 consecutive hours.
by JoshHammerCraft April 22, 2011
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Strawberry Blonde

A shade of hair colour that is neither red nor blonde but a mixture in between. It can be a very light to medium shade of hair colour but is always a very warm one. People who have this hair colour naturally usually have pale skin and freckles. It is a rare colour to have naturally and less common than the other red-toned shades of hair colours.

It is not, contrary to popular belief, a bright or intense copper or orange shade that some would commonly call 'ginger' (which is often an offensive and negative term to use for anyone with any shade of red in their hair). Some people who have those shades of hair colour often wrongly call themselves a 'strawberry blonde'.

You are NOT a strawberry blonde if your hair is of a bright orange, deep red, auburn or chestnut shade.

It is strictly a colour term for hair that is of a blonde shade but with warm golden - reddish tones. Imagine a light to medium ash blonde shade of hair and then swap around the ash tones with gold or red ones.... THAT'S a true strawberry blonde.
"I'm NOT ginger you moron. I have Strawberry Blonde hair and there is a BIG difference between the two.
Go get an eye-colour test first, then try working on your lack of a personality and any other insecurities or form of self-loathing you may suffer from which makes you feel that you have to pick on someone else over their hair colour in an attempt to try to make your pitiful self feel better."

Difference between us: I could choose to change my hair colour but I'm afraid you're stuck with that low level of intelligence for life... tough luck"
by mimi75 April 24, 2010
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blond

Blond is not the incorrect way of spelling blonde. A blond is a man with blond hair. Blonde is a woman with blond hair. Same as a brunet is a man brunet and a brunette is a woman brunet.
ScreenName1: lyke oh ehm gee the blonde guy was so friickin' BANGING !!!
ScreenName2: don't you mean blond?
ScreenName1: o0o ii wouldnt kno that cuz imma total ditz !!!


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by blondehottie July 6, 2005
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Blue Sky Blonde

Very high potency marijuana from Colombia.
Is this Blue Sky Blonde?
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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Blonde

A hair color sometimes associated with unintelligence when in fact intelligence is not affected noticeably by hair color.
She's blonde...who cares?
by anus fie pace whole March 27, 2003
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