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blasted

Another term for having sex, not average sex, but aggressive, intense, orgasmic sex. Original context is a male blasting a female, however it is possible, but less likely for a female to blast a male.
I just blasted her.

We just had the best sex ever.
So he blasted you?
Yeah, he blasted me, and it was great!

She stumbles and falls after trying to walk directly after intercourse. The reason that she falls, is because she was thouroughly BLASTED!
by Alpha Que Beta All Night July 19, 2010
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Brown Boy Blasted

The equivalent of "White Boy Wasted", but rather is used for brown (middle-eastern) males. This term implies that this brown boy has consumed an excessive amount of alcohol and is heavily under the influence.
Hasan: Yo wana get drunk tonight?
Mohammed: Hell yea bro, we are about to get brown boy blasted
by comicalgenius111 September 18, 2012
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blasted ass

who blasted ass in here?
by HumanXtinction August 20, 2011
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Cock Blasted Fag-Hole

The hole of a fag that has been blasted by the cock.
by Vincent1367 January 8, 2009
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Squam Cum Blasted Cock Gobbler

A total gagging whore who gets blasted in the face by anyone who will let her suck their dick. Typically has no self esteem and has had so many dicks in her that she is the lowest point of the evolution chain. Also has a sister who is the same, but acts like a princess. Also has Oprah arms.
Guy 1 "Boy, that Pam C. of Hampstead Maryland is a Squam Cum Blasted cock gobbler. She blew like 12 dudes last week."

Guy 2 "Oh and her sister took my load on her face just an hour ago."

Guy 1 "Mine too"
by Squam King December 20, 2008
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blasted to the moon

The state of being cross-faded: really high and drunk at the same time. So drunk and high that you were set on a lunar trajectory...
Yo! How dem beers treatin your stoned ass?

I've been blasted to the moon, man...!
by D.J. Cotton Baugh December 27, 2010
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Blasted

When someone shoots you, called this for the sound the gun makes
Damn did you hear what happened to jimmy he got blasted
by Broke.rob June 4, 2018
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