Bladder gravity

The force that causes you to instantly have to pee when you are out drinking with friends. Usually inconveniently timed.

OMG - I got up to get another tequila shot and I got a bad case of bladder gravity!

by Bethany Joyful May 10, 2016

bladder birth

when you hold the piss in for a super long time, and when you finally let it out, you feel like a new person.

i just had a bladder birth after holding my piss in for 24 hours, and i feel like a new man.

by t0x1c w4st3 March 11, 2021

bladder probe

a large penis, able to make contact with the bladder during intercourse, even when using the missionary position.

At first glance, Laci was intimidated by Brock's bladder probe. But with her skill and expertise, she quickly brought it into submission.

by brock.x.landers March 17, 2009

Bladder Rocks

The second stage of Kidney Stones. When the Stone enters the bladder. Before Cock Gravel.

When Timmy reached Level 12, his Kidney Stones evolved into Bladder Rocks.

by Bob Korea March 19, 2005

Gamer Bladder

When a person (typically a hardcore gamer) has to use the bathroom, but instead, due to their hardcore gamer bladder, the urge disappears.

Bro: dude I just had a Gamer Bladder.

Me: bro that’s cool; get back online and help me do this mission.

by KarenDraws May 18, 2019

French Bladder

Another name for a small bladder; derived from the fact that french people yell "wee wee!" all the time.

woman: Can we pull over? I really gotta pee!
man: But you just went.
woman: Come on, you know I got a french bladder!

by SarcasmSpasm March 15, 2013

Bladder Erection

Derived from the term Bladder Infection, a bladder erection is when a male has to urinate so terribly badly that his penis actually becomes erect.

Dude 1: Dude, is your dick hard? come on man we're in the men's locker room

Dude 2: Sorry man, I forgot to piss this morning when I woke up and i've been holding it in all day.

Dude 1: Oh so it's just a bladder erection? Well thats cool, just piss in the sink like everyone else.

by taco49er November 29, 2011