A person that lacks the ability to provide oneself with clean drinking water, and must resort to stealing water from another persons garden hose tap.
Gary lived on a busy street in a bad neighborhood. Because his garden hose tap was at the front of his house, he frequently caught hose bib nibblers trespassing on his property.
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Referred to as a homosexuals beard. The purpose of the beard, aka jiz bib, is to protect the man from ejaculate spilling on to his shirt during oral sex.
by VousCrew October 28, 2008
Get the jiz bib mug.N. Small covering around the scrotum used to protect against splashback from wet farts. Usually a simple napkin, piece of toilet paper, or tissue. In some countries it is customary to have intricately designed, hand-woven, fart bibs that closely resemble a hacky sack, or footbag, cut open and stuffed full of man sack.
In Tanzania a fart bib is called a "Scroat Scarf," is heavily decorated with the diamonds from the past 8 generations of wedding rings belonging to the previous 8 paternal mothers. The Scroat Scarf is first presented to a young man, or Salamahawk, on his fourteenth birthday just prior to the the imbibing of the tribal hot sauce and his subsequent Chicka Mo'jumblies (the feast of three dozen hot wings upon lactating breasts which turns the youth into a man).
See also: sack bag, ball suit, etc.
In Tanzania a fart bib is called a "Scroat Scarf," is heavily decorated with the diamonds from the past 8 generations of wedding rings belonging to the previous 8 paternal mothers. The Scroat Scarf is first presented to a young man, or Salamahawk, on his fourteenth birthday just prior to the the imbibing of the tribal hot sauce and his subsequent Chicka Mo'jumblies (the feast of three dozen hot wings upon lactating breasts which turns the youth into a man).
See also: sack bag, ball suit, etc.
Debbie: I am sexually aroused, may I proceed with fellation?
Gus: Why certainly, please provide me a few moments to comb my fake mustache and remove my fart bib.
Gus: Why certainly, please provide me a few moments to comb my fake mustache and remove my fart bib.
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Get the Fart Bib mug.A cum bib is where you are in a missionary position and right before you blow your load you pull out and paint her from her chin down to her belly button. Works best with a large load.
Man its been a week since I got laid you should of seen it last night I gave this random chick a cum bib she will never forget.
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I arrived home early and caught my roommate watching porn with a Jack Bib made of newspaper spread across his belly.
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Get the Jack Bib mug.The paper toilet seat cover (ass gasket) used to protect the frontal area of one giving a Blumpkin. This protection is useful to ward off Blumpkin Backsplash Facials or Blumpkin Backfires. The ass gasket is slipped over the head and positioned as one would wear a bib with the center (head shaped) section hanging down for more frontal coverage.
Becasue we had to get back to the party, she used a Blumpkin bib to hide the evidence of the Blumpkin Facial.
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