5 Stages of Being Ginger

All gingers go through 5 stages in their life, like the 5 stages of grief.

1. Denial - They blindly believe they are 'strawberry blonde' and not ginger. LIES
2. Anger - Why me?!? Usually a period of blaming the parents
3. Bargaining - They start begging and wishing that their hair will change, or maybe a different hairstyle will hide the fact that they are ginger. Its not gonna happen i'm afraid
4. Depression - An overwhelming feeling of hopelessness, usually leads to lots of masturbation.
5. Acceptance - The ginger realises there is nothing they can do, and prepares them self for the endless insults.

Tony: Ha the poor bastard is on stage 4

Friend: His cock is gonna be raw by the end of the week

5 Stages of being ginger

by Kaiiizr February 13, 2010

perks-of-being-chinese

An awesome Tumblr blogger. Very funny and rather lovely. Has a cool theme. Nice posts. Seems to like Shrek. The queen of Tumblr. Everything about her is just perfect.

-Do you know 'perks-of-being-chinese'?

-Yeaaaaah!! She's that awesome blogger, isn't she?

by bellatheelf July 4, 2014

being a maggie

when a girl refuses to do something for their man. being a Maggie

When ricegum asks morber to do what you know what. she refuses too and netdecks. being a maggie

by Morbergum May 13, 2016

being handed the cranial drill

To be given the sole responsibility of an important task or mission. Usually, this applies to situations where an experienced master of their craft passes on the mantle to a rookie with little to no prior experience. This rookie is often attributed to be "built different".

Doctors rushed to get this very important patient to the operating table as quickly as possible. The top neurosurgeon at NYU Langone informed the others that the graduate student will be joining them. The others who collectively represented 200 years of experience, panicked as they argued that this wasn’t a place and time for a rookie to shadow them. “Oh, he won’t be shadowing us”, as the student was being handed the cranial drill.

by Hotwhip8 September 8, 2020

Being a Brodie

When someone is “Being a Brodie” they are committing an act like that’s SOOO inconceivably GAY it needs a new word to describe it

Underneath is an example of Being a Brodie

Friend 1: yo Brodie wanna get on vc?
Brodie: I’ll be on in a sec gotta say gn to her

2 hours later:

*still not on vc*

by SuperiorIndian69420 June 4, 2021

being meguca is suffering

comes from the joke imageboard meduka meguca

it also carries the whole madoka magica fandom

Seyiku: 'I protect friends!'

Coobie: 'being Meguca is suffering...'

by chipsuba February 8, 2022

thanks for being my supportive straight friend haha

the person who sent you this is totally trying flirting with you in a very homosexual way. just say that you like them too

"thanks for being my supportive straight friend haha"
"haha that's okay!!"
yeah sure nick nelson, we all believe you

by dude.idfk_ May 5, 2022