beerboozled

When you are drunk and go home with a "10", only to find out she's a solid 3 in the morning.

Charlie: What happened last night?
Jake: I got beerboozled. The red-head i was with was a double bagger.

by Durbo14 August 23, 2017

leisure beer

Beer leftover from a party which you can then drink at your leisure.

"Should I pick up a six pack of Natty on the way over?" "Nah bro, plenty of leisure beer in the fridge"

by wordzmithz June 2, 2016

Beer Pressure

Using beer pressure instead of peer pressure cause you're not 16 anymore and the situation generally involves absurd amounts of beer.

Your buddy won't straight arm a beer cause his mom just ironed the shirt hes wearing, so everyone starts yelling at him and screaming beer pressure till he's becomes a man a does it.

by Classic wyatt January 21, 2018

beer 30

the time of day when it is time to crack open a nice cold beer

Friend 1-"What time is it dude?"
Friend 2-"Its almost beer 30!"

by jimmycrackbeer November 1, 2009

beer fear

The irrational feeling induced by alcohol after a heavy session. The feeling of regret and self hatred due to hangover. Waking and at first feeling indifferent about the events of the night before but then, over a period of several hours, your memory coming back in small amounts of ever growing embarassment for yourself and the way acted or what you said to, probably, the wrong person.

"Oh my God I am such an idiot I made such an arse of myself last night, I hate myself". Freinds response "Dont' be stupid you were fine. I was the one being stupid!". Your response "No you were great you just have beer fear, I was the idiot!"..........etc etc etc...............

by Phil Grant Smith December 9, 2008

beer blanket

n. The warm and fuzzy feeling that envelopes one after drinking several beers - especially when one is drinking because it is so damn cold and one can't afford heat.

"The gas has been turned off again so I'm going to cuddle up in a beer blanket."

by Haff January 4, 2009

beer wanker

The term given to one who thinks they are the expert in everything beer related. Much like a wine connoisseur, though this arsehole individual differs in the way that they won't actually suggest a tastier beverage, just tell you that the one that you're drinking is shit.

BW: Hey dude, is that a Budweiser you've got there?

You: Sure is man, why do you ask?

BW: Budweiser is shit, all lagers are shit, ale is shit and so is stout.

You: Thanks beer wanker.

by Brian Mumble April 7, 2013