Diora Baird

An american model with amazing DDD breasts. Unortunately that's about all this "actress" has going for her.

Bro: That movie sucked, but did you see that chick with the huge rack?
Me: Yeah dude, that's Diora Baird. She's a supporting actress.
Bro: In what movie?
Me: In every movie.

by Quaff October 20, 2010

Beard Seppuku

When a man attempts to trim up or style his beard and makes a fatal error, forcing him to go clean shaven rather than bear the shame of failure.

Seppuku is the custom of Japanese samurai to commit ritual suicide upon suffering great dishonor or failure.

Pierre: "Hey dude, why'd you go clean shaven?"
Antoine: "Ah.. well, I made a mistake while trimming and had to commit beard seppuku."

by OtterOwnage December 25, 2010

bearded clam

Slang for hairy, and often fishy pussy.


See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni

No, bearded clam is not on the menu.

by T. J. October 30, 2003

Bearded Clam

Hairy snatch, vagina or pussy

Dude, pass the floss. I had me some bearded clam last night.

by Cary the B May 17, 2006

Beard

When a pop star is gay, management will give them a girlfriend to hide it. This is called a beard. It is usually referred to in a jokingly manor.

"are you gonna have a beard like Taylor Swift?"
"Look at louis' beard."

by ArrowDean06 February 4, 2021

beardfish

A man who has grown an abundance of facial hair in order to make himself appear more attractive (usually on Instagram). Upon shaving, he looks like a dolphin's blowhole.

Person A: did you see that Clive has shaved off his beard?
Person B: yeah! I never knew he was so ugly! He's such a beardfish!

by Zippy8374 September 21, 2016

Hate Beard

A very patchy and rugged beard. One that makes people feel oppressed and frightened. The beard should speak for itself and let everyone around know what the person believes in. This usually being hate towards minority groups and the educated.

“That’s a hate beard right there, I can feel the racism screaming from the hairs of his face.”

by Chuck Naty December 23, 2018