beauman

Someone who has no balance whatsoever and can not stand up on a bus and ends up falling on everybody.

Bob: Damnit get off me Jim, we're on a bus for Godsakes!
Jim: Sorry Bob just pulled a Beauman.

by Koolio Kid May 14, 2008

beruman

a very tall person who looks like the guy on the pizza box. They live inside caves and complain like hicks

That guy over there is such a beruman

by eGgsNbaK33 June 25, 2008

becumming

adj. to cause men to cream themselves just at the look of you

Man: that shirt makes you look becumming. of course, if I were your shirt i'd be cumming on you too

by Phil January 12, 2005

begame

A way of putting another user a spell; causing bad luck, or bewitching another; cursing

The wizard begame the young theif

by Brjanfjwiehwjodnxbsnoriwhznslo July 7, 2018

beaumicious

Excessively or disgustingly emotional or idealistic

Her esssay about the role of her sandals in realizing that "she has a history of racial harmony under her feet" was so beaumicious that I felt physically sick.

by Ann October 22, 2004

Beaumont

An all girls school in Cleveland in which the students are always depressed and everyone’s period is sinked

Someone: Hey, how’s your life going?
Beaumont Student: Well I go to Beaumont so pretty shitty

by someone adorable January 30, 2019

Skunky Beaumont

The act of deficating in the middle of your partners back and smearing it down the spine, resulting in a skunk stripe.

While she was sleeping, I gave her a skunky beaumont.

by TheBullocksMan October 8, 2008