beefalo

a morbidly obese or grotesque female resembling a cow usually traveling in troops and grazing

beefalo is rosie o'donnell
star jones

by nyisles87 January 6, 2006

beeracle

An event that should not happen but still does despite the amount of alcohol ingested by the person to whom it occurs.

Guy 1: Terry shotgunned 24 beers and got so drunk that he forgot his own name, but still hooked up Jen and Rebecca.
Guy 2: What a beeracle.

by Gradez July 26, 2007

humpback beefalo

Noun - The fattest of the fat, non gender specific, reserved for only the truly grotesquely fat. Landspeed averages 15 fpm (footsteps per minute). Cankles are definitely present. The sheer amount of fat causes them to be permanently lurched forward cause a humpback like appearance.

Man look at that humpback beefalo!

by James Rabblestin November 25, 2005

beeja

another word for a homie

Dude: What's up my beeja
Homie: Dude lets chill

by beejabeeja September 9, 2005

Beeracuda

Beeracuda's are the inner animal that shows up at late-night parties or bars. Identified by extreme beer chuggin skills, beeracudas are often loud, rambunctious, and looking to take the party the next level. Beeracudas, although usually harmless, are often asked to leave bars, and end up in jail from time to time.

Dude 1: Got kicked out of the swamp again last night
Dude 2: No way beeracuda. Not you. LOL

by B Cuda October 28, 2009

beejable

Adjective to describe a really kool looking dude who would be ideal to give a blow-job (BJ) to.

That hot dude's really beejable.

by Ira Noman January 21, 2004

Beeface

When ones face appears to have been raped by a swarm of bees. A very inflamed, not hot, gross, lady face.

Kris: Do you think his girlfriend is cute?
Mikey: Fuck no, that bitch has beeface.
Mat: Oh wow, I'd fucking off myself.

by herrohifive April 12, 2009