Beefday

slang for birthday

"Ooh! John's turning 15 on Friday! Let's go shopping for a beefday present!"

"Happy Beefday, Meghan!!!!"

by the Society to Prevent Boredom April 26, 2006

Beefer

A person who is fat, socially awkward, extremely unathletic, and permanently smells like a mixture of body odor and farts. The central wardrobe items in every beefer's closet are tapered sweat pants, novelty t-shirts, flannel and jean jackets. Beefers typically sweat 8-10 times more than their non-beefer counterparts, and have armpit stains within 30 minutes of showing and dressing in the morning. Easily identifiable by their dirt staches, horrid breath and die-hard love for the game of hockey. Only males can be classified as a beefer.

Person 1: Did you catch a whiff of those fat losers trading hockey cards in the K-Mart parking lot yesterday?

Person 2: Yeah, what a bunch of beefers.

by cunigs July 23, 2009

beefen

A word my coworker made up when attempting to win a game of Jamble.

Beefen is not a word.

by gooru January 21, 2005

beefers

Alternate term for breasts. Usually used if a woman has larger than normal breasts.

Matt's kryptonite is girls with massive chest beefers. He simply can't resist them.

by Devveyovich February 28, 2016

beefebees

The feeling you get while playing videogames on an extremly comfortable couch while on shrooms.

"I love candyland in the summer..SHIT MAN!! LOOK OUT FOR THE SHOOPUFF!! This shit is giving me the Beefebees bro..."

by Christine209 March 28, 2008

Bleefed

A bloody Queef.

I was having sex on my period and I accidentally bleefed

by Mdubbs July 27, 2012

Beefdump

To unload, particularly in relation to sexual baggage.

I totally beefdumped this girl and now we are into cosplay

by athirat October 6, 2019