beejeebers

Beejeebers are reflections of your soul. It's good to lose a few every now and then. They are fattening!

You scared the beejeebers out of me.

by Guardian angel September 29, 2013

beegees

That creaking, groaning, almost explosive movement of the stomach or bowels either due to a tense situation or pre-diarrhea stage due to something you ate or just having a shit filled situation.

Damn those White Castle sliders and prune juice for giving me the beegees!

by SEY January 24, 2008

beeteedoubleyew

Over-exaggerated IM version of the classic text-friendly btw (by the way), normally used with sarcasm.

John: yeah, kinda told her you wouldn't mind doubledating with her friend tonight.
Duke: hot?
John: fat.
Duke: beeteedoubleyew, I h8 u.

by DukePerino November 25, 2007

beejeebies

to be scared all of a sudden, when someone is walking up to you from behind.

Holy Beejeebies ____ (name), I didn't see you there, where did you come from?

by goddessdreamer July 25, 2011

beeeeeep!

Used when there is a word which someone thinks you're not old enough to hear, even though you are. Geez.

You're such a (beeeeeep!), I can't believe you.

by ZMia December 9, 2008

Beekeeper's Jacket

Inspired by a September 21, 2010 episode of The Colbert Report, a Beekeeper's Jacket is essentially slang for the fellatious act of oral sex, known commonly as a "blowjob", "BJ", "Head" etc,.

I heard that slut gave him a Beekeeper's Jacket at Rick's party last night.

by Sean of old September 23, 2010

Beekeeper

A stank-ass ho whose honeypot is crawlin' with critters.

Dude: That bish look fine!
Bro: Careful, brah. That vagina hive got da bees, son!
Dude: Word? I ain't down with a beekeeper.
Ho: Come gimme yer honey rod, boyz!
Dude/bro: Bitch, please. Your crawlin-ass 'comb could sting a cock ta deth!

by Rot Bot November 1, 2013