The most delectable of all drinks. It may take a while to procure through careful stimulation of the male member, but once it shoots out and into the mouth, it is by far the sweetest thing to ingest.
Depending upon the man's diet, this particular beverage comes in different flavours. Sometimes it may be frothy or a bit lumpy, but most of the time it is creamy and smooth; It runs down the tongue and throat with great ease. May cause an involuntary flavorgasm
Just make sure to catch every drop or simply wipe it off the surface where it was spilled and swallow it with gusto.
Depending upon the man's diet, this particular beverage comes in different flavours. Sometimes it may be frothy or a bit lumpy, but most of the time it is creamy and smooth; It runs down the tongue and throat with great ease. May cause an involuntary flavorgasm
Just make sure to catch every drop or simply wipe it off the surface where it was spilled and swallow it with gusto.
by raunchydrinker April 19, 2018
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Beverage relativists may disagree, but it's clear that some varieties of punch are superior to others.
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Get the Beverage mug.Drinking beer isn't really the best way to calm down and forget your troubles; neither is literally using it as a "fomented beverage" --- i.e., pouring it all over yourself in an attempt to "douse the burning". All you end up doing is wasting a costly comestible and covering yourself in disgusting sticky odiferous foam that stains your clothes and body.
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The flight was so turbulent, when we land, I am definitely going to need an emotional support beverage.
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Sorry, sir, but we have overbooked the flight and you're going to have to spend the night in the terminal. Now get out of your seat or we're going to punch you in the face and give you the Beverage Cart!
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