Where one has fucked every whore in town. His cock has been through war with every slut he has fucked, where his cock has battled time and time again with every slut he's shagged! His countless engagement with the hairy clam has earned him the battle cock!
Ted: Did you hear about Ron?
George: No, what happened?
Ted: He has battle cock from all the pussy he's fucked, he was given a medal!
George: No, what happened?
Ted: He has battle cock from all the pussy he's fucked, he was given a medal!
by detlionfan April 20, 2009
Get the battle cock mug.A contest pitting 2 fictional or non-fictional; mostly fictional characters, analyzing each fighter's weapons, armor, and skills to determine who would in a battle to the death.
Speaker 1: Who would win in a fight Goku or Superman?
Speaker 2: Goku.
Speaker 3: What?! Superman would totally destroy Goku!
Speaker 1: Why don't we find out who would win. Just go on
ScrewAttack.com/DEATH BATTLE and then we'll see, who wins.
Speaker 2: Goku.
Speaker 3: What?! Superman would totally destroy Goku!
Speaker 1: Why don't we find out who would win. Just go on
ScrewAttack.com/DEATH BATTLE and then we'll see, who wins.
by Made by The Belatedtie23 January 13, 2013
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Just like wrestling, except both men are naked and have erections. The objective is to insert your penis into the other man's anal hole without having him insert his into yours.
Guy 1: I'm starting a rape battle club in my basement.
Guy 2: That's sick!
Guy 1: I'm going to teach people rape techniques.
Guy 2: Like what?
Guy 1: Like clenching your butthole to block the other guy's dick.
Guy 2: That's sick!
Guy 1: I'm going to teach people rape techniques.
Guy 2: Like what?
Guy 1: Like clenching your butthole to block the other guy's dick.
by Bonamour October 13, 2011
Get the Rape Battle mug.by Kayla Burleson August 4, 2008
Get the Battle Ground mug.A thug / gang weapon resembling a mace. Euphemism for the penis, referenced in the song "Josie" by Steely Dan ("We're gonna shine up the battle apple . . .")
"Jo would you love to scrapple
She'll never say no
Shine up the battle apple
We'll shake 'em all down tonight
We're gonna mix in the street . . ."
She'll never say no
Shine up the battle apple
We'll shake 'em all down tonight
We're gonna mix in the street . . ."
by TANSTAAFL1 June 14, 2010
Get the battle apple mug.1. A hilarious flash video based on the game series "Metal Gear Solid." Google "Crab Battle" to view.
2. When one man meets a Cave Demon.
2. When one man meets a Cave Demon.
by Mehro June 3, 2005
Get the Crab Battle mug.It is a cartoon remake of pubg that is made for the retarded side of the human spectrum, especially for the kids. It's a game that divides society and a very good fashion. People who play fortnite = mostly retarded kids. People who do not play = normal people.
Kid at xbox : I love Fortnite Battle Royale so much i want to pway a lot of fortnite i love fortnite haha drinking my mini shields!
Parent on the phone: Yeah , that would be great, we can meet up at starbucks, wait, do you know how to put kids up for adoption?
Parent on the phone: Yeah , that would be great, we can meet up at starbucks, wait, do you know how to put kids up for adoption?
by PussySlayerTrump July 6, 2018
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