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Low Battery

When your power hungry tablet doesn't want to change.
Low Battery
*plugs in* Not Charging 5%
by Google is Cool September 14, 2020
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battleclinic

A website which provides help for PC game players. Devoted to science-fiction based games.
BattleClinic helps pc gamers fight smart!
by SghnDubh June 11, 2006
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battery operated boyfriend (bob)

A vibrator or sometimes a dildo. For when you don't have a steady male companion and/or when he can't get you off.
Person1: You been seeing anyone lately?
Person2: No, it's just been me and BOB or a while now.
Person1: Bob?
Person2: Yeah my battery operated boyfriend (bob).
by Roseread April 12, 2016
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battlecorp

Battlecorp is both an economy-strategy simulation and a tactical military game in which you are leading a powerful Corporation.

Your corporation will thrive through the galaxy, acquiring goods, subsidiary companies, armies and even entire planets. All these resources will help you on your way dominating the galaxy and resisting other quarrelsome corporation’s assaults. You will manage your company through a specifically designed interface which allows you to carry out all the actions you need: buy small businesses (mining moons, security companies, casinos…), buy or sell resources, send troops to the planets you are fighting on for and much more.
Battlecorp, called BC
"I'm playing Battlecorp"
by Devilsight June 26, 2006
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Clue Battery

The act of attacking a stupid person (usually with a clue bat, clue-by-four, or LART) in hopes of beating a clue into them. Similar to 'assault and battery' but with the hopes of making the victim less stupid.
Luser: "I cant find the 'any' key!"
Tech: "You are about to be a victim of Clue Battery."
Luser: "Huh?"
Tech: <grabs clue-by-four and leaps over store counter> *WHACK*
by Darcin March 17, 2007
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Battery Test

The act of lightly touching the tounge to the butthole. The reaction of the person receiving the act determines whether or not theres a positive charge. If the person jumps its a positive charge, if they have no reaction its a dead battery.
"I would like to giver her a battery test"
by Aldo Raine March 27, 2010
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Battery Mates

1)What a pitcher and his catcher are referred to in baseball.

2)Two people who are dating or married, who argue a lot and always turn to physical violence toward each other as the arguments escalate.
1)Mark Buehrle and AJ Pierzynski have been battery mates since 2005.

2)Jim and Paula were both arrested after a neighbor heard them fighting and screaming and called the police. Both were charged with domestic violence against each other.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010
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