One shot everclear, half a can of red and blue mountain dew. mix together and serve cold. This drink will get you fucked up and is pretty much amazing.
by conair and j- in the box April 14, 2010
A poser who tries to look like he surfs or swims, yet flails around in a helpless panic when he gets in the water.
by Anomaly February 20, 2005
to be serenaded by a man on the pretext of love and then to sleep with him and his sudden disappearance for good after the sleeping part is done with. .
by raunak_k November 23, 2008
by ShinJiOh March 14, 2004
A small-town, provincial putz of a policeman. The name represents "Barney Fife", the bumbling, inept deputy sherfiff from the "Andy Griffith Show." The typical small-town Barney is a doughnut-chomping fat bastard whose only purpose is to write as many speeding tickets and seat belt "safety" violations to out-of-town licence plated cars as humanly possible. This daily pattern continues until the barney has padded his resume sufficiently to move on to a real job far from the provincial putzville which was his first job for a couple of years. The outrageous pattern of excessive ticket-writing also works in the favor of the inbred, corrupt, fuck-headed town officials who reap an obscene profit from the fine largesse. This, in turn, self justifies the continuance of the salary for the Barney. This pattern is particularly effective in towns which are so ridiculously quiet and small that an actual "law enforcement officer" has no substantive reason to be on the public payroll. The next time you are pulled over in some backward Hooterville for driving 4 MPH over the posted limit, remember where your fine money is going.
by Frank Klaune April 25, 2005
by Panfilo Seisnueve June 12, 2008
Little kid: I am going to watch Barney. Come with me!
Teenager: DON'T WATCH IT!!! Baney is a mutant dinosaur and you will die!
Teenager: DON'T WATCH IT!!! Baney is a mutant dinosaur and you will die!
by My name is tilatequilafan December 16, 2007