Bargain Cave

1. A low-priced prostitute
2. A woman who performs sexual favors or acts for low value gifts
1. "oh... traci from down the block only charges $10 per lay. She is such a bargain cave!"
2. "Meadow is a such a bargain cave... all you have to do is buy her a kamakazi shot and she'll go down on you!"
by riskywhisky December 20, 2012
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bargain butthole

A butthole made available by its owner for a good price, i.e. a “bargain”.
Les apparently just ripped in to his bargain butthole... I don’t know if he can take more damage
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plie-bargain

Can refer to either:

(1) A penalty-reducing agreement whereby da offender agrees to learn/perform one or more ballet-moves in exchange for a lighter/suspended sentence, or
(2) An exercise-easement allowance in ballet class dat excuses a student from having to perform certain dance-positions dat he finds painful and/or excessively strenuous.
If you get hauled before da management wif regards to your gluttony at da buffet table, you might be able to strike a plie-bargain as an act of good faith in improving your dietary health.
by QuacksO December 05, 2022
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plié-bargain

Where you offer to perform a less-strenuous and/or contorted ballet-position/maneuver in exchange for the dance-tutor's not making you overly exert yourself.
I don't have super-elastic tendons and ligaments like some of my wiry-thin fellow dance-students, so I made a plié-bargain with our instructor to go easy on me regarding some of the moves.
by QuacksO November 20, 2021
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Buying something
I love a bargain but I won’t do it
by Xadana November 30, 2023
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Thieves' Bargain

1. A type of bad-faith agreement in which each party is openly exploiting the other while tacitly agreeing to a measure of exploitation themselves, with each party hoping to outmaneuver the other to come out on top.

2. Any exchange in which the party accepts an obvious and material negative in hopes that the eventual benefits to them will be even greater.
"Your Honor, this is outrageous! To even suggest that the prosecutor would make a thieves' bargain with the notorious Velma Kelly... then fabricate the very evidence that set her free!"

"The 'Thief's Bargain' spell reduces the cooldowns of Shadow Blades, Vanish, and Feint by 33%, but using one reduces your damage by 10% for 6 sec."
by DramaGuy23 April 18, 2023
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Bargain

A bargain is the collective noun for a group of Karens.
We got off work late because a bargain of Karens came in five minutes to close.
by Lord Ruxe December 19, 2020
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