barakobameter

Theoretical device (like a barometer) that measures how well Barak Obama is doing in the polls, or any other aspect of his campaign for presidency, or how much one of your friends talks about him.

The barakobameter has been rising since he won Wisconsin.

by liz.j February 20, 2008

Baranowski

Baranowski: (noun)1. a unit of measure when referring to large weights or objects with very large mass, width, volume, or circumference; this term is used to reduce the quantity of measure, for example an opening 50 foot wide could be referenced as an opening 2.34 Baranowskis wide or; a 10,000 gallon water tank would be referred to as a 12.7 Baranowski water tank. The term Baranowski is most commonly used in the construction industry. If a crew were placing 80 cubic yards of concrete it would be converted to placing 7.48 Baranowskis of concrete. A Baranowski can also be used to indicate the weight handling ability of construction equipment: an 80 ton crane would be called a 32.74 Baranowski crane. 2. A ditch shitter, a person who, while running PT, stops to defecate in a ditch while he is within sight of a port-a-jon.

that truck weighs 1.3 baranowskis

by cb2013 January 23, 2013

Baragon

A Japanese cinematic monster. Debuted in Frankenstein Conquers the World. Burrows underground and fires a heat beam from its mouth. Reddish in color. Has an appetite for humans and livestock. Also appeared in several Godzilla movies.

Watch the following movies:
Frankenstein Conquers the World
Destroy All Monsters (small cameo appearance)
Godzilla-Mothra-King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All Out Attack

by Kent February 3, 2004

ba baracus

BA Baracus is a bad, invisible gold chain wearing motherfucker. Hannibal, Face and Murdoch couldn't do without him.

Slang for a hard-hitting motherfucker.

"God damn, Jimmy is a real BA Baracus. True gangsta!"

by Alfonse December 21, 2005

Barackophobia

Similar to arachnophobia or acrophobia, barackophobia is the strong, irrational, overwhelming fear of Barack Obama. Sufferers experience a wide variety of symptoms, such as sweating, jumpiness, trembling, anxiety, shitting their pants, accidentally jizzing their pants without warning, hallucinations, sudden cardiac arrest, depression, insomnia, strokes and not being able to control when or where they fart. Although people disliking Obama is common, it becomes a phobia when one purposefully avoids watching the news out of fear for seeing Obama. There is, sadly, no known cure to barackophobia. Sufferers are often times prescribed medical marijuana, but that does not 'cure' barackophobia. There is still much for my team of advanced researchers and I to discover about this puzzling mental condition. Perhaps, one day, we will cure this terrible condition so sufferers can live a comfortable, normal life again.

"Did you see the video where Barack Obama touched dicks with Mitt Romney, bro?"

"No, I didn't, man. I already told you that I have barackophobia."

by McFloppycock July 11, 2015

barackeisha

Barackeisha is a black bad girl don’t get on her bad side she will slap you hard Barackeisha is also a girl who knows what she wants and will always gets in trouble she’s a bad ass and has a boyfriend who plays football or basketball Barackeisha is beautiful and strong is you don’t mess with her she will always be there for you and support you Barackeisha is also very funny and has a lot of friends, she may look mean or stuck up but she’s not most of the time

Guy 1: is that Barackeisha?
Guy 2: yeah, I’ve heard she’s funny and nice

by Addiejsmith July 6, 2018

Barackaholic

Someone who is obssesed with the idea of Barack Obama being president.

Anyone who cares enough about their democratic political beliefs to wear cheesie Barack Obama t-shirt or plaster it on the back of their of their Subaru.

Venise is a total barackaholic with her barack watch, barack chain, barack hat, barack t-shirt and her "hope and change" tatoo.

by MrNiceGuy01 December 15, 2008