Baranowski

Baranowski: (noun)1. a unit of measure when referring to large weights or objects with very large mass, width, volume, or circumference; this term is used to reduce the quantity of measure, for example an opening 50 foot wide could be referenced as an opening 2.34 Baranowskis wide or; a 10,000 gallon water tank would be referred to as a 12.7 Baranowski water tank. The term Baranowski is most commonly used in the construction industry. If a crew were placing 80 cubic yards of concrete it would be converted to placing 7.48 Baranowskis of concrete. A Baranowski can also be used to indicate the weight handling ability of construction equipment: an 80 ton crane would be called a 32.74 Baranowski crane. 2. A ditch shitter, a person who, while running PT, stops to defecate in a ditch while he is within sight of a port-a-jon.

that truck weighs 1.3 baranowskis

by cb2013 January 23, 2013

Sebastian Baranowski

Sebastian Baranowski is a polish man you emigrated to england and became a scooter rider. He is known for being the friend of Tom Nieb

That's sebastian Baranowski

by Rory7stubbs October 7, 2019

Chuck Bartowski

Chuck Bartowski is a t.v. character played by Zachary Levi. He is a normal guy until he downloads government secrets into his head (the Intersect). He is the coolest nerd/spy ever.

Chuck Bartowski: Look, I'm not accusing you of anything... today. Yesterday, yes, I may have laid it on a little thick with the accusing, but I'm really sorry about that. Instead of not trusting you I should have been thanking you for saving my life and protecting the country and for making really tasty gourmet wieners.

by delayen November 26, 2010

baranosky

A big swoll dude, unusually built, but not quite like a body builder. Very strong and built like an ox!Can only be a guy! Usually used during boxing or football games but can be used at any moment.

Look, baranosky just knocked that guy the fuck out

by RickyWill October 3, 2007

Dirty Bojanowski

A sex maneuver so vile and disgusting that people who have experienced it refuse to speak of it. For this reason, nobody actually knows what it involves.

He gave her a Dirty Bojanowski and she had to be admitted to the psych ward that same night.

by JPG77 August 28, 2019

bartowski curse

Every bartowski has put their family in danger and then had to leave them in order to protect them.

Chuck: I have the bartowski curse, I put my sister in danger.
Sarah: It's not going to be like that, you got me.

by SipTheSoup May 5, 2018

christine baranski

christine baranski is the sworn enemy of ted cruz and god. christine baranski will smite down any man who speaks and she will be the 47th president of the united states.

Did you hear that Christine Baranskis vice president is Onika Tanya Maraj?

by the one about god March 20, 2021