couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo

Phrase usually used to describe a sub-standard football player whose shooting ability leaves a lot to be desired.A variation on the classic phrase:"Couldn't hit a barn door from 10 paces".

"That Morientes fellow appears to be a waste of money.He couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo."

by J Strummer September 6, 2006

Blue Springs Banjo

Whilst fucking your woman in the corn hole from behind in the standing position, grab her leg, lift it and support it like a banjo, using your free fingers to strum her va-jay jay lips and clit. It is sure to be a crowd pleaser!

My woman wasn't sure about anal, until I gave her a Blue Springs Banjo. Now I'm gettin' anal everyday!

by sucka foos August 22, 2009

Banji

pronounced ban-gee
the gay term for a girl who is ghetto.

The photo she took looks go banji because she has the big door-knocker earings in her ear and she's popping her gum.

by Krissy* January 2, 2008

angry banjo

you choke a bitch while fingering the fuck out of her

I can't believe that slut asked me to play her like an angry banjo

by F.. May 1, 2008

banjo-kazooie

Rareware's bear and bird sent to rescue their sister from the evil witch Gruntilda Winkybunion

It's a bird, it's a bear, it's Banjo-Kazooie!

by Donkey Kong Song February 4, 2003

Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts

The latest game in the Banjo-Kazooie series. It is completely different than the other game's, the game is completely based around vehicles, and there is almost no platforming aspects in the game anymore. Some other weaknesses are the thin plot and the huge lack of the humor that was in the original Banjo games. Also, all of Kazooie's abilities have been taken out of the game.

Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts is a decent game, but I hope the series goes back into old-school platformer style, by making a Banjo-Threeie

by Xtreme2252 July 21, 2009

banjy

Describing someone who acts or looks ghetto/hood

Damn girl why are you so loud? You are so banjy

by Balfdj January 27, 2007