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dutch banker 

Sex act involving a father and son. Son bends over and exposes asshole as father masterbates vigoursly while raining dollar bills on son.
"Dude I heard Phil's dad is his Dutch banker" - Connor
"Yea dude, it's pretty fucked up" - Aaron

"Hey dad , it's time for me to see the Dutch banker" - Phil
dutch banker by CarlosXantana November 10, 2015

italian banker

A fine titty fuck with a rim job or tit dig and usually with anal completion.
Shit, she rim and titty you ass? You're one silky Italian Banker.
italian banker by Tony TBag October 26, 2007

Wisness Banker 

Wisness Banker, a term used describe a person who wears a suit and makes out that there job is more important than it really is.
When asking a Suit what they do.

Hi please to meet you, what do you do?
"Oh I'm a Executive"
"You mean a Wisness Banker then?"

Then walk away while it clicks in their head.
Wisness Banker by Euan D May 23, 2008

Spartan-Banker 

A Finance-Broker or Just an Average-Joe Who Embezzles People For Money To Get What They Want/Deserve For Personal Gain or For Pleasure. Most Spartan-Bankers Are Usually Greedy Male Jewish-Lawyers, Latino or Asian Single-Moms, Black or Hispanic-College/University Studies Typically Military-Veterans (Who Were Probably Assigned To The Finance-Corps as Acquisition Managers or NCOs) Who Need The Money To Survive on Besides Their Montgomery GI Bill, and High-School or College Students Who Can't Get What They Want Because Their Parents Say "No" So They Steal People's Money off the internet, typically credit cards.
Bernie Madoff Was Defiantly a Spartan-Banker.

deutsche banker 

Ben Afleck is such a Deutsche Banker.
deutsche banker by assrasher August 9, 2017

poor banker 

A hobo that asks you to "deposit" your money to his "bank" instead of you depositing your money somewhere else.
broke kid: *sees a thick pocket* Ayy lmao wanna deposit your money? 100% of your money goes to my benefit!
rich kid: No mate I'd rather go to wells fargo.
bystanders: Crikey! $That poor banker got a run for his money!
poor banker by watdafuq January 8, 2019

Big banker 

A bitchless nigga who gets mad bank
Big banker by Theoneandolybanker April 28, 2022