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bachelor frog

4 chan meme depicting a frog, showing extremely lazy solutions to everyday problems such as hygiene, cooking and masturbating.
Bachelor frog:

Bed is sagging in the middle

Prop it up with school-books thats still in theyr wrapping plastic
by Half n' half November 24, 2009
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Bachelor Clean

1. A state of tidiness maintained by the average straight, single guy. It is generally acceptable to other heterosexual men, but fails to meet female standards.

2. To quickly hide trash and wipe up spills before visitors show up. A superficial clean-up.
James: Wow Ed, you clean up your place?

Ed: Yep.

Babs: Yea, like maybe a year ago.

Ed: Hey, it's bachelor clean.

Billy Bob knew Daisy was coming over, so he gave his bachelor pad a bachelor clean.
by Eric Maan July 17, 2009
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kuttar bacha

kuttar bacha litterally means "dogs child" and it is used as a insult in bangladesh or to a bangali person from another bangali person kuttar bacha also means bitch
tumi akta kuttar bacha (your a childs dog)
by NeilTheProbo January 26, 2021
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Bachan

Slang for grandmother, derived from the Japanese word "obaasan"
When I go back home, my bachan is going to cook all sorts of good food!
by Mariye January 8, 2009
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bacco'd

being screwed over, the act of fucking someone over for personal gain, to lose ones Intelligence .
i was going to get laid until someguy came up and bacco'd me
by angrybenning_dude May 26, 2010
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bachynskyism

the act and religion of believing in the higher and almighty power of Bachynsky. ex; i tripped on my shoelace on the way to the S.O.B(Shrine of Bachynsky). To believe in Bachynsky, one becomes an Accolade Of Bachynsky
praise the bachynsky using the power of bachynskyism
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bachelor steps

An artificially inflated number of "steps", commonly acquired by single men wearing a fitness tracker/smart watch on their wank hand.
"What are you getting up to tonight?"

"Well, I was going to go for a walk...but I think I'll just stay home, get a few thousand bachelor steps in, and watch some Netflix"
by Eff Dee Emm September 26, 2017
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