bison burger

When a dumb spic daddy goes to the milk market and forgets what he went for and never come home. By son burger

My daddy made me a nice bison burger.

by Oscar santos December 2, 2016

Bison Nudge

Used as an expression for avoiding or escaping a controversial scenario or a problematic situation by using someone/something else as an excuse to save your own ass.

Exemplified by the youtube clip "Douchebag Bison"

Akin to 'throwing someone under the bus' or 'passing the buck'

Reporter: Why do you think your movie was a flop this week?

Lead Actor: The script was good. But people just won't go see the film cause of the lead actress and her low level of acting skills.

TV viewer: Damn! That dude just gave her a bison nudge.

example #2: Penn State gave Joe Paterno a bison nudge.

by MR EMAN November 11, 2011

bison nip

Large male nipples.

"Whoa! Look at those bison nips! They're huge!"

by yeastlyspew October 26, 2013

bison diblasi

"damn look how fine Bison looks today".

Bison DiBlasi is an extremely hansom guy from Italian roots. Fears no man, or situation. He is very brave and guarded. Fantastic personality that all the ladies love and adore. You will fall for his charm and the way he is old fashioned and very respectful to everyone " He's wonderful. Synonyms include - buffalo, big ,strong ,brave , heroic, guarded

by His sweet friend January 22, 2014

Bisoning

When a male bison finds a female bison interesting he will stand directly in front of her and not move except to stay directly in her line of sight, as when a female bison wants to mate, they will go for the first male they see.

So bisoning is the fuckboy standing in front of you, horning in on your conversations and remaining there despite any and all attempts to move away or disinclude him. Basically the "I'm here, take pity on me, fuck me, I'm here, take pity on me, fuck me"

I tried to get away from Ryan so I could talk to this hot bartender, but he was a total fuckboy kept bisoning me all night instead...

by MercyTemptation October 4, 2015

bisoned

To be skinned alive exclusively for your flesh.

Did you hear about John?
No, what's up?
John got bisoned.
Oh yeah? So what are we having for dinner?
I don't know, maybe some stir fry. You hungry?
Nah, I'm full now. All full.
Yeah, ha ha. Me too. You know, this flesh is tasty!
Together--MMMhmmmm!

THANKS JOHN!

by ESPeciallyscientific April 21, 2016

Bison head

Typically a normal person from 200 yards however on closer inspection has been genetically blessed with a humongous head.

" fuck me, are we on safari or is that just a massive bison head"

by Nativedog September 17, 2017