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bollocksed

From the verb to bollocks or bollocks-up.

When something or someone is well and truly buggered beyond repair.

pl. Bollocksing
"Thanks a lot. That car you sold me is totally bollocksed"

or

"Man, that is some serious shit. A couple of chuffs on that and I was totally bollocksed"
by Marko the Great August 29, 2005
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bologna dome

When a condom placed on a man's penis doesn't have enough room for the semen to collect at the tip and the semen flows all around the penis. Instead of staying trapped at the tip, the semen is now all throughout the entire condom, completely covering the penis and forms a semen-like dome resembling bologna being fried in a pan.
"I didn't leave enough of a tip at the condom when we were fucking, so the damn thing bologna domed and it took me like 5 minutes to clean up."
by The Badness August 24, 2006
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bollocks on a bulldog

Something that stands out and is very visible. The bulldog's testiclar region is extremely prominant and hence the reference.
Bloke 1: "Fuck me sideways! She's had a tit job!"
Bloke 2: "Like bollocks on a bulldog mate!"
by flatster November 12, 2005
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boilover

Australian horseracing slang for the unexpected defeat of a hot favourite; a surprise result. Later used in contexts outside horseracing for an unexpected result in any context.
Bulgarian Tszvetana Pironkova, the world No.94, caused one of the biggest boilovers on Rod Laver Arena when she came from behind to record a 2-6 6-0 9-7 victory over Venus Williams.
by Quintius January 16, 2006
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Bollock Head

a small creature that lurks around midd arndale
shut up your mates with bollock head
by fredjkl November 10, 2012
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dogs bollocks

British slang meaning one of the following.

1) To be the best example of its kind.

2) Dog testicles.

3) An alcoholic drink that can be found somewhere in most pubs or bars in the UK.
"The new Rolls-Royce phantom is the dogs' bollocks."

"The dogs' bollocks are gone, someone castrated him"

"No-one drinks the dogs bollocks, we just stock it because we like the name."
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
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