Sweatshirt Boner 

The bump that sticks out when you sit while wearing a zip-up sweatshirt.

...Everybody's got them, but nobody wants them...

I shouldn't have worn my new zip-up hoodie today. I had to hide my sweatshirt boner every time I sat down.

Sweatshirt Boner by CourtKase March 5, 2011

Cold boner 

The feeling of being scared and sexually aroused at the same time.

Damn, this ghost looked hella scary but her body is packing, I think I might have a cold boner...

Cold boner by H-Ero March 7, 2022

No Reason Boner 

There are 3, 3, 3, kinds of erections. Some are sexual. Some occur during periods of nervous tensions.
There's a mysterious third kind. That no one really understands. It happens when your shlong decides to take matters into its own hands. No reason boner. It baffles scientists. No reason boner.

Dan: This morning I was having breakfast at the midtown diner. The bagel was delicious and the coleslaw couldn't be finer. Got a weird look from the waitress, when I asked her for the check. I looked down and realized I was 100% erect! No reason boner! I like coleslaw but not that much. No reason boner.

No Reason Boner by cheresterstalone March 24, 2017

Boner Buffer 

An individual on the set of a porno film who helps the male star prepare for his scene.

A friend who constantly talks about what you should do with your girlfriend. Usually in a sexual connotation.

Colin! Stop being such a boner buffer.

Boner Buffer by LGUNNER October 31, 2009

liberal boner 

When liberals express excessive and superficial admiration for things like same-sex relationships, bi-racial children, and startups that promote the latest liberal pet cause.

Not saying these things are bad (they're not), but superficial enthusiasm is always annoying.

Rachel Maddow had a raging liberal boner for Bill de Blaiso's mixed race family.

liberal boner by samuel_adams1 November 12, 2013

Weather Boner

The erection that local weathermen get when there is the possibility that severe weather may cause damage, and they get to pre-empt your regular programming.

Mark Murray could barely hide his weather boner while reporting that certain parts of the city could see the possibility of a hint of a thundercloud.

Weather Boner by Wordsmiter June 11, 2009

meat boner 

pseudo-sensual arousal provoked by aggressively ingesting a large portion of red meat.

My carnivorous desire was quenched by that sixty-four ounce porterhouse steak. Damn, that meat steak was the size of a manhole cover. Consequently, I have a meat boner.

meat boner by asprovost April 20, 2011