Blumpkin

A nickname for Virgina Governor, Glenn Youngkin.

Virginia Governor Glenn Blumpkin is a fascist who targets public school educators, who are absolute angels.

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The fine art of recieving oral pleasure while defacating.

Josh's mom gave me great blumpkin and then wiped me afterwards.

Blumpkin by wing513 June 23, 2011

Where a man is taking a shit and a women polishes his knob

Blumpkin by Bitchwantme December 4, 2013

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blumpkin

1. (blump-kyn)-noun
The act of a person performing oral sex to a man when he is pooping.

Alyssa Marie will give Randall Ryan a blumpkin.

blumpkin by jibjabjibjab December 11, 2010

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jp - andrea give me some blumpkin
andrea - no!
tina - i'll do it!

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verb: When a man receives a blowjob while on the toilet or taking a dump.

Emily was super drunk and she totally gave me a blumpkin.

Blumpkin by n24 September 8, 2009

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The delicate art of receiving a Blowjob while taking a shit.

Yo my nigga clex is a G, he stays getting blumpkins like crazy. His bittys be on point too! nough said.