Brandy

A girl that is the image of perfection; adored and beloved by millions, and willing to spread her love to the far stretches of the world so that all can be blessed by in her glory

"that chick is radiatingly beautiful"
"yerp, that's a brandy for ya"

by Sire Anon August 16, 2011

blandjob

A lazy blowjob that eventually turns into a handjob.

(Blow + Hand) + Job = BlandJob

bland - /blænd/ (adjective):
lacking in special interest, liveliness, individuality, etc.; insipid; dull

That prostitute only gave me a blandjob! I want my money back.

by X13 November 13, 2006

Bandy

A body part, (usually an eye) that is not quite right, without being obviously deficient.

Man, I'd tap that if it wasn't for the bandy eye.

by it's me ldo November 10, 2011

blaady poora

quick fire insult towards a sister, mom or grandma who is being a nuisance. Derived from the bastardisation of the english word 'bloody' and the chinese word for grandma 'por por'.

grandma, sister, mom: 'u better concentrate on your studies and stop bothering me'

1. Stop being so poora
2. Shut up u blaady poora
3. Steve Irwin would say ' by crikey, it's a blaady poora'

by chris cringle September 6, 2004

Brandy

This person may well be the quintessence of awesome. If you happen to meet a Brandy of the Youngson variety, be sure to add her to your circle of friends as quickly as possible. Failure to do so will result in a severe lack of Blokus, a pathetic library of known movies, a bland tase in music, and just an all around more boring life.

Friend #1:On a scale of 1 - 10, how awesome is Brandy?
Friend #2: I dunno, I stopped keeping track around 21 or so.

by Aestuo November 28, 2012

Brandy

A Girl Who's Crazy, Yet loving, caring, and will fuck you up if you touched her.Does love sex, porn, but is very smart, always pretty, and witty, ussualy a bitch, but is the best kind of girl. Ussualy is a dick magnent.

Guy1: Dude! I wish she was my girlfriend!
Guy2:Yah, you wish MY Brandy Was Your girlfriend..Guy1: Your girlfriend?? Guy2: Yeah, She's da bes Girlfriend you'll neva have! Guy2: Don't count on it~

by Silver Eyes April 26, 2009

Brandy

A Brandy is a friendly and pretty and awesome person who is enjoyable to be around.

Brandy is an amazing person!

by My name starts with K! August 30, 2011