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A golden yacht for every billionaire

A new economic policy proposed by the presidential hopeful M. Rommey. The presidential candidate and other proponents of this program argue that it will stimulate the economy via a “flush-down” effect, similar to the “trickle-down” effect that revolutionized the economic thinking during the Reagan administration.
The "A golden yacht for every billionaire" program is backed by economic research. A recent, double-blind study has revealed that billionaires are at least 15% more likely to spend time in their yachts if they are given additional yachts made out of solid gold. Because the plumbing of yachts is such that fecal waste is discharged directly into the water, providing golden yachts to billionaires will thuswise result in 15% more fecal waste from billionaires being available in the aquatic ecosystem. In this way, poor people may supplement their diets with partially digested corn kernels and discarded shrimp nubs that they may find at the water’s edge. The additional nutrients in the aquatic ecosystem are also expected to positively impact the fishing industry as billionaire feces is known to attract certain species of fish. As a result of the increased nutritive resources available, the average lower and middle class worker will have the energy to work three jobs instead of just two, resulting in additional tax revenue to fund the program and generally stimulating the economy.
by AluminumGreenspan September 9, 2012
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billzoned

A phrase that the popular streamer "Billzo" says. It means that you have been tricked- duped- absolutely shit on by Billzo, who will laugh at your expense in the way only a bisexual man could.
(gets trolled by Billzo)

Billzo: GET BILLZONED
Billzo: YOUR MOTHER CALLED ME ON HER CELLPHONE
Billzo: SHE GOT MY VOICE AS HER RINGTONE
by trash child November 9, 2021
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Billsonx

The type of person who shouts the N-Word at your local KFC store
-Wow! Can you believe this guy?
-Of course! He's Billsonx!
by Davano Boycha April 25, 2020
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D Billions

D Billions is a nursery rhyme channel platform that uploads stupid nursery rhymes for babies and kids
like that tiktok they used a D Billions popular nursery rhyme and it's my name is

go search that nursery rhyme but add it with the word D Billions

the song goes like this:
My nAmE Is cHiCkY! ChIcKy cHicKy cHiCkY,
hey have you ever heard of this channel called D Billions?
yes they upload weird nursery rhymes and in some of the nursery rhymes the voices can change and it's very odd.
by holydrugs April 27, 2022
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BigLION

The supreme being that rivals existance itself by ejaculating to cause rain and sleeping to show the sun. BigLION has no limits to the power that he possess. BigLION is also a religion that all alphas follow.
All Alphas: All hail BigLION!
by BillNoxNoxVenue November 6, 2019
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Brilliong

Something that is both brilliant and wrong. Usually used to describe jokes
A joke that is brilliong: How do you get 100 babies in a bath - blender. How do you get them out again - Doritos.
by Reodude February 23, 2013
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Taco Bellions

That select group of hooligans who chose to rebel against society in the parking lot of your local Taco Bell.
I was driving through Taco Bell last night around 8, and the place was absolutely crawling with Taco Bellions.
by rrubberr November 29, 2015
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