Bif Dump

The act of defecating a colossal mass due to the prior night's hearty meal of Chile Con Carnee and Horchata Drink consisting of Mexican tap water.

Greg: Hey Rick? What you do LAst night?

Rick: Jimmy had a sleepover.

Greg: Were you the first to fall asleep?

Rick: Damn skippy.

Greg: What were the consecuences?

Rick: Well, Jimmy shoved his mom's dildo up my ass. But when I woke up and took it out I took a Bif Dump all over his fuken room and everybody in it=D how was u'r night?

Greg: oh thats nice...

well i raped a sweedish tranny and dumped her body in the neighbors pool...but other than that it was pretty chill

by the booty bandit April 5, 2009

Bif Dif Triffle

A Bif Dif Triffle is similar to a Neeg Nogg in that it is used to describe something incredibly cute. However, it isn't limited to dogs

Oh wow what a cute Bif Dif Triffle you have! Can I pet it?

by cutt1efish December 29, 2020

BIF

Acronym for Boobs In the Face.

Later on Saturday, went to a guys bachelor party. We rented out a small bar, lots of backroom BIF from 2 working girls.

by Hunter Ryan July 20, 2009

bif slam

A fetish that involves having a large woman drop her bif on you as an act of foreplay

"Oh, you like that? How heavy is it? You like it when I bif slam you, don't you?"

by meek105 July 5, 2012

BIF

Acronym for "Bone Idle Fuck". Used to describe a lazy person

"Stop acting like a BIF"

by Thatonedicksucker August 15, 2020

Biffed

So this is a type of person also knows as a lagmonster that lags severely on all games

John: I’m lagging like a biffed
Peter: I know fix your internet you biffed or we have no chance of getting the victory royales.

by Lagmonster6969 November 28, 2018

bif

"Boy I'm Fucking"

Used during the awkward stage of a relationship where neither party is ready for labels.

Q: What's going on between you and Aaron?

A: Oh, he's my bif.

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by Ron Wheezy June 28, 2022