bellend buster

Hitting or crushing an unsuspecting bellend, or willy, with a large object to cause comparable, or greater, pain to a sack tap.

Guy 1: Ouch! WHAT THE HELL?
Guy 2: Ha, got ya! That's called a sack tap.
Guy 1: You got my bloody dick!
Guy 2: Oh, well we'll call that a bellend buster.

Guy 1: F you! *crouching in pain*

by voss4life June 27, 2015

bellend brie

a creamy white cheese substance found under a man's foreskin

i had to finish with him as he wouldn't wash, i mean he constantly had bellend brie

by blunoze June 7, 2018

Bellenditis

The ability to continuously post on twitter with countless spelling mistakes, to the point that your followers do the same.

Dave's got a case of Bellenditis by the looks of his latest tweets

by Rod Hull's Ladder March 23, 2023

nee message jarra bellend

usually just written as nmjb, jarra being local slang for Jarrow, a particularly deprived area of Gateshead with some right radgies, most of them entirely unable to reliably connect to an enterprise message bus.

He's not getting any messages? Nah it's not a bug he's just a nee message jarra bellend.

by loadsamessages January 13, 2023

bellend

The head of a penis

I'd love to give Rachel Stevens one hell of a bellending

by Me December 15, 2003

Bellendroduction

When you introduce her for the first time to your raging and engorged penis bellend.

She unzipped my fly and wha la! The perfect bellendroduction for Rachel. She took it in and slobbed the knob.

by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018

Bellend Flogger

Another name for a male that wanks a lot. A chronic masturbator.

You are such a bellend flogger. Why don’t you get a job and stop watching porn all day? Give your hand a break before you get carpal tunnel.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019