ballfart

when a female passes gas on to a males testicles and scrotum during intense and deep sex, most notable in the missionary position.

"doooood I was slayin this broad sooooooo hard last night that she totally ballfarted me. you know if she don't ballfart, you aint doin it right, kid."

"oh lover when you ballfart me, it is as if a pleasent zephyr passes over my testicular hairs, like a gust through a meadow of sugarcane"

by ballfart-bro December 29, 2008

boppin' the baloney

grabbing your penis and beating it without mercy, as though "it owes you money"

joey spent all saturday boppin' his baloney

by bryant k. August 1, 2004

ballfog

Occurs when spandex traps A small pocket of air between the pubical sack and the ABC,after a few days the air condences into a misty solution called ballfog.

After the long ride to France, Lance Armstrong whips off his biker shorts to be greeted with a faceful of ballfog.

by Phill McGiller-T.B. April 25, 2009

baloism

The comical misuse of words or phases that can change the local meaning of the word or phase.

How did herbivore become a baloism for homosexual?

(Conversation that takes place after a person just ordered a salad at a restaurant). What are you a herbivore now? No way, I still like girls.

(Example of future conversion) I heard Steve and Rod moved in together. Yeah, they are herbivores.

by Wrong Number77 February 3, 2010

Ballfroze

Ballfroze is when you are really cold and freezing and can get no warmth into you.

I am Ballfroze Tonight, its Freezing.

by ballfroze February 11, 2010

ballfreak

when one is able to suck a testicle back into his own body.

aw man where'd my left nut go? I must be a ballfreak.

by demised empire November 15, 2010

Ballfocal

Resting your balls on someones face covering their eyes like glasses.

I put my nuts on her nose. Looked like ballfocals.

by mandt July 24, 2011