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ballfog

Occurs when spandex traps A small pocket of air between the pubical sack and the ABC,after a few days the air condences into a misty solution called ballfog.
After the long ride to France, Lance Armstrong whips off his biker shorts to be greeted with a faceful of ballfog.
by Phill McGiller-T.B. April 25, 2009
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Ballhog

In basketball, one who never passes the ball to other players and just tries to shoot for himself.
Bob: Mike is such a ballhog; whenever he gets the ball, he just shoots it without even trying to pass it to one of us!
Joe: I know right...
by yu hm September 5, 2012
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Balltography

The art of taking high quality photographs of the testicles of one’s self or another. Preferably on the phone of an unwitting victim.
Jerry was first appalled when he discovered the fine art Joey left for him on his phone. However, upon further inspection Jerry grew to admire Joey’s balltography skills and thanked him for such a personal gift.
by teejb4 May 26, 2019
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Ballfocals

(noun) the term used to describe what someone wears when a man aggressively pins them to the ground and places a testicle over each eye.
She kept nagging at me about working too much, so I made her wear ballfocals when I got home.
by WebWad February 6, 2009
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ballhog

someone who doesn't pass the ball

someone who chooses showing off some difficult crap rather than doing the right thing by giving the ball up

someone who hurts the team (no no not Kobe Bryant's case where he's benefitting the team)
Steve Francis is a ballhog
Stephon Marbury is a ballhog

Allen Iverson can be a ballhog, but he helps his team a lot by ballhogging

Kobe Bryant can be a ballhog as well, but he also helps his team a lot by ballhogging
by L SSSSSSquared August 24, 2006
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Ballfocal

Resting your balls on someones face covering their eyes like glasses.
I put my nuts on her nose. Looked like ballfocals.
by mandt July 24, 2011
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balldog

Commiting the act of hot dogging someone, but with their balls instead of breasts. First attempted by Aubrey and Steven Demian.
by Twiztid June 7, 2003
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