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Occurs when spandex traps A small pocket of air between the pubical sack and the ABC,after a few days the air condences into a misty solution called ballfog.
After the long ride to France, Lance Armstrong whips off his biker shorts to be greeted with a faceful of ballfog.
ballfog by Phill McGiller-T.B. April 25, 2009
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In basketball, one who never passes the ball to other players and just tries to shoot for himself.
Bob: Mike is such a ballhog; whenever he gets the ball, he just shoots it without even trying to pass it to one of us!
Joe: I know right...
Ballhog by yu hm September 5, 2012

Balltography 

The art of taking high quality photographs of the testicles of ones self or another. Preferably on the phone of an unwitting victim.
Jerry was first appalled when he discovered the fine art Joey left for him on his phone. However, upon further inspection Jerry grew to admire Joeys balltography skills and thanked him for such a personal gift.
Balltography by teejb4 May 26, 2019

Ballfocals 

(noun) the term used to describe what someone wears when a man aggressively pins them to the ground and places a testicle over each eye.
She kept nagging at me about working too much, so I made her wear ballfocals when I got home.


Ballfocals by WebWad February 6, 2009
someone who doesn't pass the ball

someone who chooses showing off some difficult crap rather than doing the right thing by giving the ball up

someone who hurts the team (no no not Kobe Bryant's case where he's benefitting the team)
Steve Francis is a ballhog
Stephon Marbury is a ballhog

Allen Iverson can be a ballhog, but he helps his team a lot by ballhogging

Kobe Bryant can be a ballhog as well, but he also helps his team a lot by ballhogging
ballhog by L SSSSSSquared August 24, 2006
Resting your balls on someones face covering their eyes like glasses.
I put my nuts on her nose. Looked like ballfocals.
Ballfocal by mandt July 24, 2011
Commiting the act of hot dogging someone, but with their balls instead of breasts. First attempted by Aubrey and Steven Demian.
balldog by Twiztid June 7, 2003
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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just fokin missing her

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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