lesbian afghan

When a bull dike (Justin Beiber) hangs all over her partner like an Afghan to establish possession.... this is often seen in emergency rooms and doctors offices when the less beiberish lesbian is ill.

I could not reach the patient to render care, due to her lesbian Afghan hanging all over her.

by One eyed hound dog August 22, 2018

Wham Bam Afghanistan

The term you say after you pull out and cum on the back of a goat.

Saw a guy give a Wham Bam Afghanistan at the farm today. The people who work there were not happy.

by KaseVonD December 23, 2019

afghanistan haze

that bangin buddah originally grown in afghanistan commonly reffered to as "aks" "Ak-47" or "Afghany Haze" it gets its name because the weed is so orange its ridiculous also it comes from afghanistan and you know niggas be usin ak's over their

Yo let me get some of that afghanistan haze b i needa get fuckedd up

by DrOeE August 17, 2006

Afghani Crock Pot

A Afghani Crock Pot is when a man shits into another mans arsehole then the man shits it back into the first mans mouth.

Man: how was your afghani crock pot?

Man2: it was cooked to perfection.

by Black Sword warrior January 3, 2016

Afghani Pipeline

An Enormous, Long, Solid Piece of Shit thrown in the freezer until frozen and used as an instrument in Sexual Activity.

I.e A Makeshift Penetration Device.

Babe: Oh Pablo,

My batteries to my Toy are Dead ! Whatever shall I do !?

Pablo: Nyeaah don't worry dere lil lady, the Afghani Pipeline's already in the Freezer!

Babe: My HERO!!

by Ragz The King February 12, 2018

Afghan Spliff

A joint commonly filled with coffee and another herb (Usually green tea) that is used to generate a dangerous caffeine high and is commonly smoked by kids with no access to weed in Kabul.

Tim: Hey look I got an Afghan Spliff, Anyone else: Isn't that deadly?

by Pashtunchamoy November 17, 2020

Afghan Flashbang

When you get a group of friends to jerk off into a balloon, then blow it up and pop it.

This girl was crazy she let us give her a Afghan Flashbang

by Phteven is losty November 27, 2020