john abner <3

john, the most sweet, compassionate, and loving boy you’ll ever get to meet. can always make someone smile, and never fails to make them laugh. he feels insecure and scared at time just like anyone else but he will always feel the way he tells you. never lies to you, even when he messes up. sometimes the second or third chance is worth it. he’ll always understand your needs and wants and do his best to support them. he has a soft side. its hard to believe but you can hurt his feelings just like your feelings get hurt too. so loving and sweet, even though he wakes u up from NAPS, but makes up for it. one of the most genuine boyfriends you’ll ever get, and gives you the world and more.💖

me: “john abner <3 is the most amazing boy in my world “

by meghan._. October 23, 2020

Your average idiot

An average, idiotic, user that has a knack for not listening. Also sucks at games but plays anyway.

Your average idiot is stuuupid!

by Youraverageidiot November 16, 2022

Average Mitski Listener

The phrase called "Average Mitski Listener" means that average Mitski listeners that ranging from age of 10-20 (Kids also listens to Mitski, but I don't blame them) are mentally unstable minors/teenagers that haven't touched grass after the pandemic called COVID-19. Average Mitski listeners are capable of listening to Mitski for 100 hours while hysterically crying. Average Mitski listeners are also capable of Isaac Newton's mental state.

Average Mitski listeners are mentally and emotionally unavailable

Newton listens to Mitski

by Huygens Motherless Behavior April 29, 2022

average penis length

The average penis length is likely between 5" and 5.75" based on all genuine, unbias scientific studies. Even given this fact you can still ask most men their penis length and will always get an answer of 6" to 10", mostly around 7" to 8". The length of the pensis is measured from the top of the head to the point where the penis joins the body (without pressing in to the bone), along the top. Penis lengthening is only possible by means of surgical enchancement which prevents normal erectile functions - such surgery is only performed on mico-penises.

Most males do not know the average penis length, instead they choose to believe the media which dictates that penesis of 8" and upward are more desirable to women.

by The Asshatter December 19, 2006

Averagest

Made up by a fellow MLIAer(mylifeisaverage user) and it means to be very average and very awesome.

You are the averagest MLIAer of the day!

by Mlia123 August 5, 2009

Above average penis

Usually associated with a guy named matthew

Um hello based department

Above average penis

by Matt on crack 47 April 20, 2023

average looking

Neutral territory between ugly and attractive. These people are neither ugly or model material; however, there personalities tend to be their most greatest asset. To be average looking means to be imperfect.

Jennifer is average looking, but has a shining personality.

by Fruitloop544 April 6, 2016