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sorry, autocorrect

A phrase often used when a private or dirty text is sent to the wrong person in an attempt to lessen the awkwardness or dismiss the conversation
Girl: Jeff's cock is so big
Guy: This is your boyfriend. I think we need to break up
Girl: Sorry, autocorrect!! I meant clock!
by black409 June 7, 2011
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automatic loveletter

one the best best bands ever! girl singer juliet simms
they pretty much are one of the most inperational bands around
question: did u check out automatic loveletter at the warped tour last night?
answer: o ya man they totaly kicked booty!
by jaemee July 2, 2008
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automag

A mechanical painball marker manufactured by Airgun Designs(AGD).
The Automag, along with the Autococker, were the premiere markers back in the mid 90's. The widespread acceptance of electronic guns resulted in the Mag's decline.
However, due to it's quality and reliability, the Automag still retains a small but loyal following.
My automag is built like a tank...not like that made-in-China Smart Parts garbage.
by naknumm February 7, 2008
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automatic

A transmission commonly known as a "slushbox". One of the most pointless creations that man has ever conceived. Automatic transmissions essentially limit the amount of control one has over the engine, decrease awareness of driving, and shift like concrete in a blender. But slower. Automatic drivers can be spotted either with both hands on the wheel or both hands on the kids at all times. Or asleep. Americans have unfortunately become dependent on automatic transmissions. This is half the reason why they suck at driving. Jesus would drive a manual.
My brother got an automatic transmission so I disowned him from our family and requested that he be excommunicated from our church.
by Flash June 26, 2005
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automasculina

To engage in the act of masturbation - applicable to males only.

Source: Albanian bathroom cleaner, "You do automasculina if you no pooosh manneee?"
Henry was busily engaged in an act of automasculina when Susan walked in on him..

Aaron and Danny, both saddened by their girlfriend's leaving them, copiously engaged in an act of automasculina on each other.
by Roishie September 9, 2005
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Automophile

The person we all know who practically pants with lust when they're waiting to cross the road because someone drove by in a very fast car.

They like to talk about cars, buy magazines about cars and watch cars on eBay that they have no intention of buying, just to see how much it goes for. They normally have at least one poster of a car in their home, and will regularly show you a picture or YouTube clip of the car they dream of owning one day. They scoff at the speed limit, have at least three points on their driving license and watch Formula One as if it's actually interesting.

These people are awful. Jeremy Clarkson is an example of a famous automophile.
Ugh, Clarkson. What a pleasure it would be to kick that self loving automophile in the balls.
by MagickDio July 12, 2011
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Autocorrect

That troll that lives in your phone and messes up all of your sentences that could result in an embarrassing or confusing sentence.
*in mid conversation*

Person 1: types "and okay"
Autocorrect changes it to "ankle play"
Person 2: dude I'm scared of what ankle play is
Person 1: stupid autocorrect

Person: types in "good anime" into the search bar
Autocorrect: changes it to "goop animal"
Person: flips desk
by The jjba boi July 28, 2020
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