A person who you are not in a relationship with but could always have the ability of being in a relationship. Much like astronaut food that person will never go stale or tired of waiting for their love to be requited.
Samantha: I am so lonely maybe I should just go out with Ian.
Francesca: yeah, he's your "astronaut food" , he's been in love with you for like 2 years!
Francesca: yeah, he's your "astronaut food" , he's been in love with you for like 2 years!
by flubber-monkey jones December 24, 2008
Get the astronaut food mug.When you stick your thumb up the ass and your middle finger up the vagina of a woman and toss her, off into a pool, down a bowling alley, or into the air in general. "Up, up and away!"
by Doctor Rospunknick April 13, 2013
Get the Astronauting mug.This is not correlating to the actual scientific term in any way, shape, or form. This is strictly slang I originated for other purposes.
My term Astronaut Suit refers to anything clothing item you possess that can make you feel "flyer" than anybody.
And being a known fact, the Astronaut flies higher than any human on Earth. Higher than a Commercial Jet Pilot. Higher than an Air Force Member piloting an F18. So high, that they reach the upper Thermosphere and eventually Space.
A White Tuxedo is a great example of an Astronaut Suit.
A true Astronaut Suit is a very rare sighting because it strictly enforces the simultaneous possession of a White Tuxedo, White Dress Shoes, White Gloves, White AGV Helmet with Gold Visor, and is completed by the individuals riding of an all White MV Agusta F4 Tamburini 1000. Which will be custom painted because this Italian - crafted Superbike is only available to the public in Black, Grey, and Red.
Combine these elements and you have yourself a fully licensed Astronaut Suit.
On another helpful note - Astronaut Suits are most properly found cruising the lower layers of our Atmosphere. Most commonly the Troposphere. In this layer you can see the sights and use the Sun's direct rays you illuminate your silhouette, guaran-fucking-teeing your presence to be acknowledged.
When patroling the lower Atmosphere in your licensed suit, be sure to stop by the Himalayan Mountain chain to pass over Mt. Everest and cause the highest level of Albedo ever recorded on Earth. It will be easily recorded because everything within a 6,000 mile radius will go temporarily blind from your epicness. Class dismissed
My term Astronaut Suit refers to anything clothing item you possess that can make you feel "flyer" than anybody.
And being a known fact, the Astronaut flies higher than any human on Earth. Higher than a Commercial Jet Pilot. Higher than an Air Force Member piloting an F18. So high, that they reach the upper Thermosphere and eventually Space.
A White Tuxedo is a great example of an Astronaut Suit.
A true Astronaut Suit is a very rare sighting because it strictly enforces the simultaneous possession of a White Tuxedo, White Dress Shoes, White Gloves, White AGV Helmet with Gold Visor, and is completed by the individuals riding of an all White MV Agusta F4 Tamburini 1000. Which will be custom painted because this Italian - crafted Superbike is only available to the public in Black, Grey, and Red.
Combine these elements and you have yourself a fully licensed Astronaut Suit.
On another helpful note - Astronaut Suits are most properly found cruising the lower layers of our Atmosphere. Most commonly the Troposphere. In this layer you can see the sights and use the Sun's direct rays you illuminate your silhouette, guaran-fucking-teeing your presence to be acknowledged.
When patroling the lower Atmosphere in your licensed suit, be sure to stop by the Himalayan Mountain chain to pass over Mt. Everest and cause the highest level of Albedo ever recorded on Earth. It will be easily recorded because everything within a 6,000 mile radius will go temporarily blind from your epicness. Class dismissed
"Flyly" Dressed Human - "That a fucking fighter jet or am I really seeing this fool ride a crotch rocket across the sky?"
Truth be known, the fighter jet this "flyly" dressed man is describing is actually not a fighter jet. It is a Human Being like you or me. He/She is properly exercising his/her Astronaut Suit.
Truth be known, the fighter jet this "flyly" dressed man is describing is actually not a fighter jet. It is a Human Being like you or me. He/She is properly exercising his/her Astronaut Suit.
by 3rd Ranger Battalion March 4, 2009
Get the Astronaut Suit mug.a lady with "astronomical" beauty. one special girl that you would only find in this universe.
(or a girl thats really good in bed lmao)
(or a girl thats really good in bed lmao)
shes so pretty shes like them astronaut lady. (deezy XD)
your an astronaut lady, thats how beautiful you are.
dam girl you crazy in the sheets, you an astronaut lady.
your an astronaut lady, thats how beautiful you are.
dam girl you crazy in the sheets, you an astronaut lady.
by ESJ21 November 14, 2007
Get the astronaut lady mug.Cosmic cock blockery abound, these space exploring bastards are known for ruining any chance you have of looking cool at a "Roll Party" (A social gathering in which Ecstasy is consumed)
"Who the fuck invited that Astronaut? What the fuck part of NO FUCKING ASTRONAUTS didn't you understand Todd?!"
by Adrian Tsubota January 10, 2009
Get the Astronaut mug.A gay loser that has absolutely no friends and gets off by playing DDR every waking moment. Boy what a piece of shit...
Siples: Hey there, wanna play some DDR or maybe i can just suck you off.
Me: No thanks i'm not an astronut.
Me: No thanks i'm not an astronut.
by Nate Naval May 2, 2005
Get the astronut mug.A really cool myspace band that enjoys talking to their fans and making music. www.myspace.com/helloastronaut
sounds like nevershoutnever and heyhihello (if you ask mex)
with two members listed on their myspace. Heysus(often called jesus.) and Jordan.
sounds like nevershoutnever and heyhihello (if you ask mex)
with two members listed on their myspace. Heysus(often called jesus.) and Jordan.
by roflcopter:] August 19, 2009
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