asstrologist

A fag who enjoys studying sphinkters.

Rock Hudson was an asstrologist.

by t November 3, 2006

Asstroid

The space rocks that fall to earth and get stuck in peoples' asses, or people who act like said space rocks.

"You are such an asstroid!"

"Are you going to the gay parade, asstroid?

by Tessthemess:) November 12, 2009

asstrologist

one who makes a study of ass ( female butts )

Yo dude I'm american male age 14 to 75. Wow I must be an asstrologist. Like most men I checkum out after they walk by.
happy ass, sad ass ( cheeks hang down ), big ass, small ass, flat ass ( woman with a mans ass ) perky ass, spread or wide ass, wiggle ass, latina ass, fine ass, chuncky ass, stinky ass ( when walking by ), hollywood ass ( best ass in town )

by itichie_nocanpo November 4, 2006

Astros Pancake

The sexual act of a male person rubbing his scrotum and/or penile shaft on the facial hair of Jeff Bagwell.

"I could really go for an Astros pancake right now!"

by A Texas guy January 5, 2010

astrospex

Similar to Asian Goggles where a man rests his testes in each eye socket of his partner (usually female). The difference with astrospex is the partner is on top and he/she slowly lowers her/his eyes onto the partners balls.

I could barely see anything through my new astrospex

by Davrotten June 20, 2007

Astros

A fucking terrible baseball team.

Those Astros lost another game this season.

by fahchode April 2, 2022

Houston Astros

The game was thrown, but not by the Houston Astros.

The Houston Astros didn't rig the system, but some people do rig it with their machinations.

by The Original Agahnim October 12, 2021