asslamp

The act of one's self sitting on a lamp

Nah, Im busy... I gotta asslamp

by penguin October 27, 2002

assjack

The backwards form of the favorite word jackass, originating from the show Everybody Loves Raymond.

That dude is such an assjack!

by MSN April 20, 2006

assram

1. macis's cock
2. any tool used to create a flappy ass

mike assrammed jorge until flappy.

by jorge March 12, 2004

asstampon

a tampon for your ass mainly used for male homosexuals when you bleed out of your ass due to butt sex

me and james have to go buy some asstampons we are seriously bleeding out our ass

by zedisdead87 May 29, 2011

assamoe

eating at an all you can eat buffet and giving food to your friends but than you tell the people that they are eating without paying which would than make you an assamoe; a way to express excitment.

ASSAMOE!! I just found five dollars!

by D-Wreck May 13, 2005

Assdamn

stuff or something. replacement for something that you cannot describe.

Go get the assdamn.
I put the assdamn over there.
What in the assdamn was that?
You hit me right in the assdamn!
Where did you put the assdamn?

by Patrick Bateman M.D. December 6, 2010

assamissmaximus

douchebag; and or total asshole

Don't invite that assamissmaximus.

by Jagerbomb&Dloco March 13, 2009