Anal Assistant

A person who generally assists in helping someone in the act of putting some sort of hard object into the ass of someone else.

"So Chris do you have a job." "Yes i am an Anal Assistant"

by Zmashy August 29, 2009

assistant

A modern day slave. A person who has no life of their own and insist on serving others like a cheap whore with no backbone. Some whores are more expensive then others but still all of them lack backbones. A position for employment that requires little to no dignity.

While wiping my ass, my assistant went upwards and not down so I bitch slapped my assistant. Moses freed many assistants from Egypt then parted the Red Sea.

by Jedi Masterbater May 13, 2006

assistrance

verb: The act of reciting information to customers that you've done thousands of times before

"I gave this lady assistrance with booking a flight because I get that question all the time."

by No Merit Badge June 3, 2009

assipstance

when you need help finishing a drink because you’re too lit (see lit)

Hey girl I’m feeling a little wild, can I get some assipstance with my drink??

by assipstance kween January 14, 2022

Assistant Executive

The inaccurate reversal of a secretary job title for the purposes of inflating your position when you are actually making 45k and living in NorthJesus. Job description born out of delusions: serving as an officer/executive, actually mattering, and having a real job. Usual duties ACTUALLY include: changing printer paper, opening car doors, and sealing envelopes for mailing. See: self-absorbed.

I am loving my new job as the assistant executive, I am basically in charge of everyone except for the CEO!

by Give me a break! December 18, 2012

Assistant Plant Manager

The Assistant Plant Manager is usually the smartest person in the plant. Everybody respects him and knows he is the man in charge. He is usually very funny and everyone always laughs at his jokes.

Employee 1: Does anybody know what to do?

Employee 2: no, but I bet the assistant plant manager has the answer!

by sausagefest12 March 11, 2019

passistance

Someone who helps a fellow human to successfully decline to participate in something, move ahead of another vehicle, put the moves on a romantic interest, etc.

One good way to provide passistance on a highway is to point out to the driver in front that the person behind him wants to get by, usually the reason that the impatient driver needs help is that the slowpoke in front is not aware that he is holding someone up.

by QuacksO November 2, 2021